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MatthiasGould
Alhamdulillah!
I win as Islam teaches kindness to animals.
Simurgh
Atheist Triple Goddess
Oh confused one, I am Goddess.
Hence, I win.
*points to scripture which states: Worship Catness in all her manifestations*
MatthiasGould
Alhamdulillah!
Harmless? Kittens have tiny little teeth that can't get through denim, but they can draw blood. They have a telepathic stare superpower and claws that make very memorable itchy scratches. Plus they have something I call the tumbling disarm in which they somersault or tumble and force humans to stop whatever they are doing and look. They have a rarely reported finishing move called 'Monkey see, monkey do' in which a victim is forced like a puppet to mimick the kitten. Sometimes a kitten will combine monkey see monkey do with the tumbling disarm.Crossfire said:
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MatthiasGould
Alhamdulillah!
Hi-oh Silver! Away!
Sir Doom
Cooler than most of you
It sounds like Nintendo!!
MatthiasGould
Alhamdulillah!
I thought the same thing!
Simurgh
Atheist Triple Goddess
Bricky admit it, you are a goner. The kitty wins and you have no defense....as it should be.
Regardless of what some people say about ancient Egyptians, cats rule! I am Goddess.
I WIN!
Really simple once you get your little head wrapped around that reality, Mr. PMS
MatthiasGould
Alhamdulillah!
The name's Gould. Philip Gould!
James Bond references mean I WIN!
James Bond references mean I WIN!
Simurgh
Atheist Triple Goddess
Ooops, did i get a bit Freudian? Of course I meant PMG. So sorry, but really? Dragging a James Bond refernece into that to win? A bit pathetic and desperate, aren't we, bass torturer?
I win, because I had the most awesome little dog ever?
*misses her pooch and cries*
Your life could get boring if there weren't a revolt now and then, and people might forget who is in charge.Simurg said:
**passes Brick an assortment of small, bright and shiny, wiggly and distracting objects**
Bwahahahaha!
MatthiasGould
Alhamdulillah!
James Bond is darn awesome, so you fail. Bass torturer sounds about right too.
I win as I am far superior to a moggy.
Simurgh
Atheist Triple Goddess
They see me and they know I am in charge, not to worry little anvil bearer.
**passes Brick an assortment of small, bright and shiny, wiggly and distracting objects**
Bwahahahaha!
I am willing to share the cost of the shineys if you tape the result. i am sure it wil provide hours of merriment and distraction.
James Bond is darn awesome, so you fail. Bass torturer sounds about right too.
I win as I am far superior to a moggy.
No, nothing is superior to the feline. Your wanton disregard for truth and reality are appaling.
Hence, I win, being superior and all.
MatthiasGould
Alhamdulillah!
I've got more frubals than you, so I win!
Simurgh
Atheist Triple Goddess
MatthiasGould
Alhamdulillah!
I've got some furry dice....I win!