Wirey
Fartist
When we were first married, decades ago, my wife decided that green food coloring would look good on a steak (don't ask why she thought that). But that was not a winning move on her part. I win because I don't bring up that mistake from a long time ago.
My ex was a professional chef, and made a kind of pan fried onion ring with a green batter (from the spices) that tasted like sex and scratching and itchy spot on your back all rolled into one.