The last post is the WINNER!

[John53]

I've been playing the lottery and looking into chauffer training. Though, I may be a bit confused on how that would work if I'm the winner. Maybe I should get a chauffer and not hire out as one if I win millions.

I've been thinking about this. We buy a bus converted to sleeping quarters, hire a driver for it and we will be in a chase car and we can travel around playing Smoky and the Bandit.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

@Dan From Smithville ,I want to be the "Great Bard", like Sherlock Holmes!

Any stuff working for you? Is it Bradtastic? Bradnificent?

 

[John53]

I believe they mention New Castle in one of the episodes. A victim was from there or a suspect was seen there or something like that.

Probably a suspect

 

[Dan From Smithville]

I've been thinking about this. We buy a bus converted to sleeping quarters, hire a driver for it and we will be in a chase car and we can travel around playing Smoky and the Bandit.

Will there be beer? There's got to be beer.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Probably a suspect

I'm afraid you may be right.

 

[John53]

Any stuff working for you? Is it Bradtastic? Bradnificent?

So you think you're Brad Pitt? That don't impress me much.

 

[John53]

Will there be beer? There's got to be beer.

The bus will be fridged out.

We need another driver in a 4wd too.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

I've been thinking about this. We buy a bus converted to sleeping quarters, hire a driver for it and we will be in a chase car and we can travel around playing Smoky and the Bandit.

I understand that Australia gets a lot of Swedish swimsuit models that go walk about in the outback. Is that true? It's gotta be true. They need two old dudes in a bus with a hot 70's American muscle car running interference for a busload of beer. They need us to save them from evil.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

The bus will be fridged out.

We need another driver in a 4wd too.

Brilliant! I know which 4wd to get too.

 

[John53]

I understand that Australia gets a lot of Swedish swimsuit models that go walk about in the outback. Is that true? It's gotta be true. They need two old dudes in a bus with a hot 70's American muscle car running interference for a busload of beer. They need us to save them from evil.

It's starting to sound like dumb and dumber

 

[Dan From Smithville]

So you think you're Brad Pitt? That don't impress me much.

A Brad Pitt of great ideas. A Brad Pitt of wonder. We could take Brad Pitt stops on our busload of beer adventures.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

It's starting to sound like dumb and dumber

To be fair, if I'm driving around and run across a flock of Swedich bikini models, I doubt I would be able to get much dumber. But the evil, we have to save them from the evil.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

It's starting to sound like dumb and dumber

Well, as glorious as our plans are, I'm going to have to get some sleep. Have a good one evening. Talk to you later.

 

[John53]

To be fair, if I'm driving around and run across a flock of Swedich bikini models, I doubt I would be able to get much dumber. But the evil, we have to save them from the evil.

Does Sweden have bikini models? I thought it was cold there and I don't believe the Baltic is known for its beaches.

 

[John53]

Well, as glorious as our plans are, I'm going to have to get some sleep. Have a good one evening. Talk to you later.

Sleep well, I must go and mow before the jungle grows anymore

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Does Sweden have bikini models? I thought it was cold there and the I don't believe the Baltic is known for its beaches.

I believe they do. At least in my version of reality.

 

[JustGeorge]

Three smart fellers and they all felt smart.

 

[John53]

I believe they do. At least in my version of reality.

I googled it. Apparently Swedish bikini models are American

Swedish Bikini Team - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[John53]

Three smart fellers and they all felt smart.

Max Smart?

 

[John53]

Still too wet to mow and the rodent has gone to his warren