The Never Ending Poem

[Gnostic Seeker]

The posters tapped on their keyboards with glee, just to hear Wirey say: "oh, look at me!"

 

[Gnostic Seeker]

Then Revolting went up to Wirey and said: "desist with this nonsense, thou big fat head!"

Said Wirey: "You may think me a big head, but tonight I'll have all the girls in my bed... "

 

[Revoltingest]

This raucous exchange made these friends become foes.
Risque banter ended, and they came to blows.

 

[Gnostic Seeker]

On the head of Revolting did Wirey pop, causing a knot with a mop.
Revolting reeled from the blow but recovered, then insulted Wirey's mother.

 

[Brickjectivity]

who said "no more rhymes now I mean it!
unless you'll promise to stay afterward to clean it!"

 

[Wirey]

I left this alone and went to my room,
I feel like Mickey Mouse with all of those brooms
I meant to have fun, no ifs, ands or buts,
But instead I encouraged all of you nuts

 

[oldbadger]

Well now, you might think what you wrote is totally true,
We couldn't post what we were thinking, it was utterly blue.

 

[oldbadger]

Now Wirey was shut away in his remote mountain lair,
He left his friends in the front yard 'cos he just didn't care.
One morning he went to wake them in their miserable tent,
Gave them a load of friggin' cable and away they were sent.

 

[oldbadger]

Old Badge he just looked stunned. 'What do we do with that?'
Don't be daft said Revolt, 'I'll show you how, so get me hat.'

 

[Revoltingest]

A badger's obedient, servile and
so OldBadger did as instructed & ran
to get Wirey's hat,
but he was too fat
to fit thru the door of the Bluenoser's van.

 

[Wirey]

A badger's obedient, servile and
so OldBadger did as instructed & ran
to get Wirey's hat,
but he was too fat
to fit thru the door of the Bluenoser's van.

Total props for the Bluenoser reference.

 

[BSM1]

Ah, the Bluenoser,
No fear of the Frozen North, not you.
But if you find yourself having to answer Nature's call outdoors
You may freeze your south, too.

 

[Brickjectivity]

falling like snow into a pile
you'll feel your feelings leave awhile
and lose your 'hind when nature calls
but you won't care no not at alls

 

[Wirey]

This snow is very ugly, not at all a looker
But it's still an easy way to cover up a hooker