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The Pledge Thread!

columbus

yawn <ignore> yawn
I pledge to make my gay innuendos, double entendres, and jokes less subtle and more inclusive.
It isn't fair that @Akivah and @Norman and such aren't enjoying what @dantech does.
But Frankly, there are some posters I wouldn't respond to with someone else's device.

Tom

And I am not pledging to let anyone know where the mods draw clear bright lines in the RF rules.
 

ShivaFan

Satyameva Jayate
Premium Member
You just may be the one, BSM! Who knows? Yes, the Winchester lever action is a great rifle. This one is in perfect condition. And whoever gets it, also gets the hundreds of rounds of 30-30 ammo.

... but, the good ol' boy, whoever that be, has to promise one thing. That this rifle will never be used to shoot a deer or any such game. This is for self-defense, not hunting, and meant to shoot humans and not animal friends ... well, unless the animal friend is chewing on your leg or about to, that is different.

Many of my generation were influenced when but a child by one of the greatest movies of all time. Bambi. No way will this rifle ever shoot a deer. MAYBE a rabid racoon, or a crazy bear ripping down the door or snorting angry.
 

BSM1

What? Me worry?
You just may be the one, BSM! Who knows? Yes, the Winchester lever action is a great rifle. This one is in perfect condition. And whoever gets it, also gets the hundreds of rounds of 30-30 ammo.

... but, the good ol' boy, whoever that be, has to promise one thing. That this rifle will never be used to shoot a deer or any such game. This is for self-defense, not hunting, and meant to shoot humans and not animal friends ... well, unless the animal friend is chewing on your leg or about to, that is different.

Many of my generation were influenced when but a child by one of the greatest movies of all time. Bambi. No way will this rifle ever shoot a deer. MAYBE a rabid racoon, or a crazy bear ripping down the door or snorting angry.

You got it, SF. When and where do I pick it up?
 

Kerr

Well-Known Member
I pledge to eat the food I'm about to eat. Food... hungry....... foooooood...........

.......

Yes, that's definately self improvement. I mean, I can't work properly when I'm hungry, so this helps :p.
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
The Pledge Of Allegiance is in the news.....
Teacher Charged With Child Abuse, Allegedly Forced Boy To Stand For Pledge Of Allegiance
LAFAYETTE, Colo. (CBS4) – A Boulder Valley School District teacher now faces child abuse and assault charges for allegedly forcing a child to stand for the Pledge of Allegiance.

Karen Smith, a physical education teacher at Angevine Middle School in Lafayette, was placed on leave earlier this month.

karen-smith-from-lafayette-pd.jpg

Karen Smith (credit: Lafayette Police)

Police say on Feb. 1, Smith grabbed a boy by his jacket, lifting him to his feet, and took him out of class.
 

Thief

Rogue Theologian
The Pledge Of Allegiance is in the news.....
Teacher Charged With Child Abuse, Allegedly Forced Boy To Stand For Pledge Of Allegiance
LAFAYETTE, Colo. (CBS4) – A Boulder Valley School District teacher now faces child abuse and assault charges for allegedly forcing a child to stand for the Pledge of Allegiance.

Karen Smith, a physical education teacher at Angevine Middle School in Lafayette, was placed on leave earlier this month.

karen-smith-from-lafayette-pd.jpg

Karen Smith (credit: Lafayette Police)

Police say on Feb. 1, Smith grabbed a boy by his jacket, lifting him to his feet, and took him out of class.
so what?...she's a physical ed teacher
she got physical
that's her job
 

Thief

Rogue Theologian
I pledge to eat the food I'm about to eat. Food... hungry....... foooooood...........

.......

Yes, that's definately self improvement. I mean, I can't work properly when I'm hungry, so this helps :p.
Snicker bar....right?
 

Stanyon

WWMRD?
Been there, done that?
Bought the T shirt. Infectious Disease Control burned it?
Tom
Homosexuals and bisexual men are a far more greater threat to public health than guns are, that is if you are able to accept what it real vs. what is false. The truth of the matter seems to suggest that you are on the losing side Tom
 
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