The Problem of Evil Revisited

[Willamena]

1. If God exists, he is omniscient and omnipotent.
2. If God exists, he listens to talk radio.
3. If God is omniscient and listens to talk radio, he knows what programming will be on.
4. If God is omnipotent and listens to talk radio, he could prevent annoying programming from occuring (so that no one has to suffer it).
5. Rush Limbaugh exists.
6. Therefore, there is no God.

 

[Gjallarhorn]

Hear, hear!

 

[Kilgore Trout]

1. If God exists, he is omniscient and omnipotent.
2. If God exists, he listens to talk radio.
3. If God is omniscient and listens to talk radio, he knows what programming will be on.
4. If God is omnipotent and listens to talk radio, he could prevent annoying programming from occuring (so that no one has to suffer it).
5. Rush Limbaugh exists.
6. Therefore, there is no God.

Or he likes Rush Limbaugh.

 

[Guitar's Cry]

Or he likes Rush Limbaugh.

Even God needs a good laugh.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

Even God needs a good laugh.

If there's a god, I'm sure he does almost nothing but laugh.

 

[Guitar's Cry]

If there's a god, I'm sure he does almost nothing but laugh.

<Laughs>