Surely if the qur'an is the masterpiece that Muslims claim, it should be trivially easy to prove me wrong by producing the many powerful verses of eloquence and wisdom that will show just how silly this criticism is. Verses like this:
And they ask you concerning the menstruation. Say: "It is harmful; so keep aloof from women during the menstruation, and do not approach them until they are clean. But when they have cleansed themselves you come to them in any manner as Allah has ordained you." Allah certainly loves the turners, and He loves the strivers to purification. 2:222
And [also prohibited to you are all] married women except those your right hands possess. (That is, your slaves.) 4:24
If you fear highhandedness from your wives, remind them [of the teaching of God], then ignore them when you go to bed, then hit them. If they obey you, you have no right to act against them. God is most high and great.
4:34
That's right, the qur'an instructs men to hit their wives. That's some eternal wisdom and compassion there.
I will cast terror into the hearts of those who disbelieve. Therefore strike off their heads and strike off every fingertip of them.
8:12
Ineffefable! The subtlety! The poetry and rhythm!
Fighting is prescribed for you, and ye dislike it. But it is possible that ye dislike a thing which is good for you.
2:216
Not only glorious poetry, but the compassion for all of humanity...the noble qur'an.
These two antagonists dispute with each other about their Lord: But those who deny (their Lord),- for them will be cut out a garment of Fire: over their heads will be poured out boiling water. With it will be scalded what is within their bodies, as well as (their) skins. In addition there will be maces of iron (to punish) them. Every time they wish to get away therefrom, from anguish, they will be forced back therein, and (it will be said), “Taste ye the Penalty of Burning!” 22:19-22;
Sheer joy to read!
2:65 And ye know of those of you who broke the Sabbath, how We said unto them: Be ye apes, despised and hated!
I could quote verses of inexpressable music like this all day!
2:67 And when Moses said unto his people: Lo! Allah commandeth you that ye sacrifice a cow, they said: Dost thou make game of us ? He answered: Allah forbid that I should be among the foolish!
2:68 They said: Pray for us unto thy Lord that He make clear to us what (cow) she is. (Moses) answered: Lo! He saith, Verily she is a cow neither with calf nor immature; (she is) between the two conditions; so do that which ye are commanded.
2:69 They said: Pray for us unto thy Lord that He make clear to us of what colour she is. (Moses) answered: Lo! He saith: Verily she is a yellow cow. Bright is her colour, gladdening beholders.
2:70 They said: Pray for us unto thy Lord that He make clear to us what (cow) she is. Lo! cows are much alike to us; and Lo! if Allah wills, we may be led aright.
2:71 (Moses) answered: Lo! He saith: Verily she is a cow unyoked; she plougheth not the soil nor watereth the tilth; whole and without mark. They said: Now thou bringest the truth. So they sacrificed her, though almost they did not.
WTF is it driveling on about?