The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[sun rise]

I still have a spring in my step, in spite of my age.

 

[Revoltingest]

I still have a spring in my step, in spite of my age.

 

[sun rise]

Here's something for Mr. Van to attend. You can come and be brainwashed too

 

[Revoltingest]

Here's something for Mr. Van to attend. You can come and be brainwashed too

Do you think Mr Van would fit in with the VW bus crowd?
He looks like....

 

[sun rise]

Do you think Mr Van would fit in with the VW bus crowd?
He looks like....

Of course he'd fit in. A few minutes with the crowd and he'd start thinking how bland he looked and ask for just a small flower put in an inconspicuous place where only he knew about it. That would start the transition and it's flower city after that.

 

[Revoltingest]

Of course he'd fit in. A few minutes with the crowd and he'd start thinking how bland he looked and ask for just a small flower put in an inconspicuous place where only he knew about it. That would start the transition and it's flower city after that.

The real Mr Van is more stylish....
- Windows
- Hooks on one side for carrying ladders, lumber, & pallets.
- His "Not For Hire" signs.
- The big rubber spider who lives on the dash.

 

[sun rise]

On another point, we all know that @Wu Wei likes to bluster and brag about his size and ferocity, but inside he's a different person but one still needs to be careful

 

[Wu Wei]

Yup, that's me I'm just like an angle

 

[Revoltingest]

Today, my helper drove his truck over a landscaping cart.
I yelled for him to stop, so he wouldn't continue dragging it underneath.
Then he started backing up, dragging it in the other direction.
I yelled again.
It's toast.
He didn't apologize....just gave me excuses.
"It wasn't there before."
"I didn't see it."
"It's a natural reaction, after running over something to back up without looking."
I suggested that before driving or backing up a vehicle, walk around it to check for obstacles.
He thinks that takes too long.

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

Today, my helper drove his truck over a landscaping cart.
I yelled for him to stop, so he wouldn't continue dragging it underneath.
Then he started backing up, dragging it in the other direction.
I yelled again.
It's toast.
He didn't apologize....just gave me excuses.
"It wasn't there before."
"I didn't see it."
"It's a natural reaction, after running over something to back up without looking."
I suggested that before driving or backing up a vehicle, walk around it to check for obstacles.
He thinks that takes too long.

Sheesh!

How about you run him over and back up a few times...I'm sure he'd be glad you saved a couple of minutes up front...

 

[Revoltingest]

Sheesh!

How about you run him over and back up a few times...I'm sure he'd be glad you saved a couple of minutes up front...

He is challenged in many ways.

 

[Wu Wei]

@Revoltingest Wow, you are soooo unreasonable... you EXPECT him to look where he is going.... man are you a slave driver

 

[Revoltingest]

@Revoltingest Wow, you are soooo unreasonable... you EXPECT him to look where he is going.... man are you a slave driver

He later dropped a rattle can (primer), which struck a stone, which punctured it,
which sprayed him all over. Then he held it in a fashion which sprayed the
primer all over Mr Trailer. I had to suggest that he aim it away from what he'd
have to then clean. Pretty funny. Humor is pain, you know.

 

[Wu Wei]

He later dropped a rattle can (primer), which struck a stone, which punctured it,
which sprayed him with all over. Then he held it in a fashion which sprayed the
primer all over Mr Trailer. I had to suggest that he aim it away from what he'd
have to then clean. Pretty funny. Humor is pain, you know.

So, you hired someone to create more work then..... BRILLIANT!!! That way he can never loaf on the job and will always have work to do...you're a GENIUS...

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Today, my helper drove his truck over a landscaping cart.
I yelled for him to stop, so he wouldn't continue dragging it underneath.
Then he started backing up, dragging it in the other direction.
I yelled again.
It's toast.
He didn't apologize....just gave me excuses.
"It wasn't there before."
"I didn't see it."
"It's a natural reaction, after running over something to back up without looking."
I suggested that before driving or backing up a vehicle, walk around it to check for obstacles.
He thinks that takes too long.

I wish I was a better talker, then I could take all the jobs from these stupid idiots who get the jobs because they tend to be better at charming people when it comes to talking. But, I'll just assume these interviewing people are dumb and not interested in how many facts and piles of information I know and would rather take the lame and dumb average Joe who talks a lot but says little.

 

[janeebananee]

I was diagnosed a month ago with Stage 4 metastasizing lung cancer - it has a zero percent survival rate - I'm told I have a few months to live.
Now I'm in hospice care/in home, dosed with enough morphine to make 6 horses happy.
How's that for a random, meaningless announcement?!
The Story of My Life...
I just thought it might be fun to surprise readers here with something unexpected!

 

[Shadow Wolf]

A week later, and my tongue still hurts from being chomped on when I had that seizure.
And mentally I don't feel like I'm quite back fully up to where I was. It's like a small puff of that foggy haze that was gradually lifted as I recovered never left.

 

[sun rise]

I was diagnosed a month ago with Stage 4 metastasizing lung cancer - it has a zero percent survival rate - I'm told I have a few months to live.
Now I'm in hospice care/in home, dosed with enough morphine to make 6 horses happy.
How's that for a random, meaningless announcement?!
The Story of My Life...
I just thought it might be fun to surprise readers here with something unexpected!

I want to write something but I'm at a loss for words.

 

[Revoltingest]

I wish I was a better talker, then I could take all the jobs from these stupid idiots who get the jobs because they tend to be better at charming people when it comes to talking. But, I'll just assume these interviewing people are dumb and not interested in how many facts and piles of information I know and would rather take the lame and dumb average Joe who talks a lot but says little.

"Charm" is his opposite.
But he doesn't steal from me....there's a lot to be said for that.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

But he doesn't steal from me....there's a lot to be said for that.

I'd still his job. Except I have to pee a lot so instead of killing time by driving over and back on top of things I'd be killing it having to run to the bathroom every half hour. Which I suppose is cheaper.