The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[Revoltingest]

I'd still his job. Except I have to pee a lot so instead of killing time by driving over and back on top of things I'd be killing it having to run to the bathroom every half hour. Which I suppose is cheaper.

He visits the woods often too.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

As far as movies go I don't really like the Sin City movies that much, however, they are interesting and amusing works of cinematography. But, it should be mentioned, the second one just does not work as a prequel given that everyone is noticeably older in it than they were in the first.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I watched an episode of Bordertown with my nephew, or as I called it, a very bad, very poor Seth MacFarlane imitation. There was one good joke though, and it had me laughing pretty hard.

 

[Wu Wei]

Well..... time to go to work....sadly I cannot back a truck over anything at work....not that I am not capable of doing such a thing..... it is just because I can't fit a truck in the elevator to get to my floor to start backing over things

 

[Revoltingest]

 

[Wu Wei]

Are you stalking me again

 

[Revoltingest]

Are you stalking me again

I prefer to think of it as surveilling.

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

I was diagnosed a month ago with Stage 4 metastasizing lung cancer - it has a zero percent survival rate - I'm told I have a few months to live.
Now I'm in hospice care/in home, dosed with enough morphine to make 6 horses happy.
How's that for a random, meaningless announcement?!
The Story of My Life...
I just thought it might be fun to surprise readers here with something unexpected!

Terribly sorry to hear that. I have no words beyond that...

 

[Wu Wei]

You know waaaaaaaaaay back in my college days...when I was taking more psychology course than any non-psychology major should...and liking then... and thinking.... hmmm "clinical psychology" might be interesting...or possible "Forensic" and then thought...WHAT am I CRAZY... a PhD...PFHHTTT..... I don't want to go to school that long.......

I also took more Criminal Justice and Law courses than any non-law major should.... and had professors (one a District attorney) trying to talk me into pursuing law... I thought....hmm...law......I thought...WHAT am I CRAZY... a JD...PFHHTTT..... I don't want to go to school that long...

oh..and my parents approved of both choices......

well fast forward to today..... I can look back on those decisions I made in my youth and think....I was an idiot....

 

[sun rise]

 

[Wu Wei]

Vogon Poetry

See, see the loving sky
Marvel at its big lime green depths.
Tell me, Greg do you
Wonder why the proboscis monkey ignores you?
Why its foobly stare
makes you feel confused.
I can tell you, it is
Worried by your flobdibble facial growth
That looks like
A cheese
What's more, it knows
Your smorgasbord potting shed
Smells of peas.
Everything under the big loving sky
Asks why, why do I even bother?
You only charm Skunk cabbage.

 

[sun rise]

Smash dash crash.
Crunch bunch munch.
Day hay bay lay neigh.

Dump dump dump.
Sat sit sot sut.
Piddle diddle diddle.

Rule roll rock.
Now I do that and that and that and that.
Tasty armpit boogers.

 

[Wu Wei]

random meaningless
usually reasonless
ocassionally feelingless
whatever

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Today was sort of interesting. I forgot when my endocrinologist appointment is, and it turns out I was scheduled for work that day. I swap shifts, despite having a doctors appointment before then, but assuring my boss I'll be on time.
45 minutes before I'm supposed to be at work (it's a 45 minute drive from my doctor's office to work), I text my boss that I will be late because my appointment was an hour ago and my doctor still hasn't seen me.

 

[Wu Wei]

Drinking coffee.... and about to log off.... see ya later

 

[Shadow Wolf]

My elf ears came in today! The only downer is there seems to be no way to leave my industrial piercing in, meaning I'll have to get retainers.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

It's also become much harder for me to loose weight. The effort that would have formerly had me slowly and steadily loosing is just enough now to stay where I'm at.

 

[Revoltingest]

My elf ears came in today!

Is it similar to wisdom teeth coming in?

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Is it similar to wisdom teeth coming in?

Nope. These don't hurt putting them in. And they'll be coming off, unlike my wisdom teeth, which are staying put for the foreseeable future.

 

[Wu Wei]

just sitting here, drinking coffee and waiting for the arborist to arrive.