The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[Shadow Wolf]

I don't know what day of the week it is....or the date.
I'll go look.

It's Friday already!

I woke up like that today. Didn't know what day it was, didn't know why my alarm was going off, and then I remember I have work.

 

[Wu Wei]

I woke up this morning and had no idea where I was for a moment

 

[Wu Wei]

Today... I want to be the captain of a tugboat

 

[Revoltingest]

Today... I want to be the captain of a tugboat

 

[Wirey]

You are probably unaware of this, but did you know that the average opossum has 14 nipples? You're probably unaware because I just made that up.

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

maybe it's just that the angle is deceptive, but it makes it look like an interesting place to mount an over-sized trolling motor

 

[Wu Wei]

 

[Wirey]

There is no way in Hell basketball or soccer could be made more boring. I'd rather watch a retarded pygmy with a patch over one eye give me a vasectomy with a claw hammer than sit through and entire game of either.

 

[Wu Wei]

There is no way in Hell basketball or soccer could be made more boring. I'd rather watch a retarded pygmy with a patch over one eye give me a vasectomy with a claw hammer than sit through and entire game of either.

but how do you REALLY feel about basketball and soccer

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Yesterday I noticed something small, but to me it seemed pretty big. Granted yes it's odd to be having the first bra chat with your mom when you're 30, but then I realized that's something that many girls never get from their mom.

 

[Revoltingest]

I never had the bra chat.

 

[Wirey]

I never had the bra chat.

I've done the bra beg. I wonder if they're similar?

 

[Wu Wei]

Well, it looks like it is shaping up to be one of those months....

 

[Shadow Wolf]

You're supposed to get your mother a gift tomorrow, but I don't know what to get my mom. Nothing material could even come close to expressing my love, appreciation, and gratitude towards her. The best I could ever hope to do is write a song that is 1/32 as good as the Tool songs Wings for Maria/10,000 days, with the lyrics that Maynard James Kenyan wrote is memory of his mother.
And the truly fascinating part, even on this forum, I was complaining over all the torments she put me through. And now she's accepted as me as her daughter to do things together with.
My mommy's way cooler than all y'allz mammas!

 

[ChristineES]

Tonight I am feeling more like Eeyore than Tigger...

 

[Wu Wei]

I have a headache

 

[Revoltingest]

I have a headache

If you dislike them so much, why get them?

 

[Wirey]

It's raining pretty hard and I have to go outside.

 

[Revoltingest]

It's sunny & warm here.
There's bacon & maple syrup in the fridge.
We have pie.
Life is good.

 

[Wirey]

It just turned to snow. Wet snow, but snow nonetheless. Sigh.