If I pull it out, will you be eternally grateful?
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The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!
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Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
No.... but I will give you a congratulatory mauling...for free
You're awfully generous...for a bear.
Others would want a pound of flesh.
Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Well maybe..... but Thanksgiving is tomorrow so I think I'll have enough.......
Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
I just noticed Clarke in the 100 is left-eye dominate, from the way she shoots. I'm still watching to see if she's right or left handed.
Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
I love Raven in that show.
Bellemy: That bridge has survived nuclear war and 97 years of weather.
Raven: It won't survive me.
Bellemy: That bridge has survived nuclear war and 97 years of weather.
Raven: It won't survive me.
it's been awhile!
Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
I opened up the can of "AA isn't really that effective" worms in another thread.
If trends hold, a hurricane of a **** storm will be bearing down upon my cited (from a book, so I couldn't actually link it but I properly gave author's names and publication year) remark.
If trends hold, a hurricane of a **** storm will be bearing down upon my cited (from a book, so I couldn't actually link it but I properly gave author's names and publication year) remark.
On the TV show, Dirty Jobs, Mike Rowe sucked up turkey semen into a tube.
Oh, the sacrifices one makes to be a famous TV personality & star.
Oh, the sacrifices one makes to be a famous TV personality & star.
Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
Dinner has not even begun, the guests have not yet arrived, and already there will be fewer than anticipated because my dad's family, a couple of them went to jail last night over their usual trailer trash bull****. Oh well. It will make the day less stressful for me, as the idiocy of those who think violence is the answer to every last slight against them won't be present (meaning I won't be face palming over hearing the phrase "whoop that ***"), and now the battle of Thanksgiving landmine discussions will mostly revolve around religion, and my sister insists and won't back down I'll just utterly and totally humiliate her - and anyone who tries to come to their defense. Let their lesson be known, if you've not read the Bible don't try to defend it against someone who has. Faiths may remain intact, but there is nothing that should ever excite or make someone happy about dashing infants against rocks, regardless of the context or situation.
I don't think I'll bring out the nuclear ballistic missiles though if anyone brings up the "immorality without god," because I could seriously **** **** up for my sister and her husband by announcing their infidelities against one another, despite their "holier than thou" attitudes and beliefs that they have the moral high ground because they believe in god. Instead I think I'll just release the tomahawk missiles for the precision of how inhumane Biblical morality, and carpet bomb their arguments that the Bible condones, and god even commanding, genocide, slavery, sex slavery, abortion, and killing gays and rebellious teens and says to physically abuse your child if you love them. And then I'll have a bomb tucked away just for my sister, one that counters the Biblical claim that those like me are a fool, but yet my sister who is a physicians assistant believes there is a "100% cure rate treatment with no side effects" for genital herpes. I won't bring up the "no good can come from such a person," because the counter to that would include the nuclear ballistics assault of her infidelity
It's the holidays officially. Bah. ****ing. Humbug.
I don't think I'll bring out the nuclear ballistic missiles though if anyone brings up the "immorality without god," because I could seriously **** **** up for my sister and her husband by announcing their infidelities against one another, despite their "holier than thou" attitudes and beliefs that they have the moral high ground because they believe in god. Instead I think I'll just release the tomahawk missiles for the precision of how inhumane Biblical morality, and carpet bomb their arguments that the Bible condones, and god even commanding, genocide, slavery, sex slavery, abortion, and killing gays and rebellious teens and says to physically abuse your child if you love them. And then I'll have a bomb tucked away just for my sister, one that counters the Biblical claim that those like me are a fool, but yet my sister who is a physicians assistant believes there is a "100% cure rate treatment with no side effects" for genital herpes. I won't bring up the "no good can come from such a person," because the counter to that would include the nuclear ballistics assault of her infidelity
It's the holidays officially. Bah. ****ing. Humbug.
Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
With some assistance, my willingness, itchiness, and eagerness to openly and aggressively and hostile declare Thanksgiving conversational warfare has been subsided. Now they'll just have to worry about "I'll remember that next time you're dogging on my views and it becomes most opportunistic to reveal yourselves as a hypocrite."
And I really wish my mom would quit referring to my dad's family as "my family." I've consider, at least a few times, changing my last name to my mom's maiden name. Why? The fact a couple more of them are in jail and a couple others calling up here and threatening my dad I think is sufficient reason enough. I don't like them, I don't claim them, and I sure as hell don't want to get caught up in their bull****.
And I really wish my mom would quit referring to my dad's family as "my family." I've consider, at least a few times, changing my last name to my mom's maiden name. Why? The fact a couple more of them are in jail and a couple others calling up here and threatening my dad I think is sufficient reason enough. I don't like them, I don't claim them, and I sure as hell don't want to get caught up in their bull****.
Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
Almost time for me to face what will be the most stressful part of the holidays for me. Almost makes me wish I did have to work today.
Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
So it turns out I was luck and my mom forgot about me. I got to sit in the back, away from the hordes, and gobble up my food in relative peace and quiet, and now I'm back to my isolation and wanting this all to end.
Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
If only I had eaten a bigger breakfast to keep me fuller longer, then I could have avoided it all together.
DavidFirth
Well-Known Member
Hosted my in-laws, ate great food and had a good time
Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
**** my sister's kids. I can't even keep my hair stuff in the bathroom because they will take it upon themselves to use it, even take it somewhere else, without asking. And not too mention two of them are so loud even deaf people can hear them, and the other two by all intents and purposes just dropped off the face of the Earth.