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The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

Shadow Wolf

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
This site has some pretty funny articles:
Calvinist Nods Stoically After Being Ambushed By Surprise Party
RICHMOND, VA—Jonathan Perry’s friends and family labored for weeks to surprise him for his 30th birthday Wednesday evening, and prepared to leap out and ambush him with a surprise party when he walked in the door that night.


Unfortunately for them, Perry is a Calvinist, and did not appear to be shocked in the slightest when they all jumped out from behind couches and tables and yelled “Surprise!”

“Yes, exactly as it was predestined to happen,” he said, accepting his fate without a hint of shock or surprise. “Let’s get this over with. I am sure there’s beer and snacks over in the kitchen? Yup, no surprise there. I shall go partake, as the Lord foreordained.”
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"Foreordained!" :biglaugh:
17 Old TV Shows That Are Too Problematic For 2018
Every woke person in the current year has the responsibility to constantly reevaluate the entertainment we consume. Ideas that might have been okay in 1990 or 2000 or even just last week might be completely unacceptable by today’s ever-shifting moral standards. The truly woke won’t be able to enjoy any entertainment at all, because they’ll be calling out every single line of dialogue from Friends or The Office for not doing enough to combat oppression and patriarchy.
Let’s bravely call these decades-old shows out for the oppressive, problematic stereotypes they portray. We have got to do better.

Lamb Chop’s Play-Along – Normalizing the oppression of livestock is not okay. Watching an affluent white woman play that poor little lamb like a puppet should offend even the most callous sensibilities.
Elmo’s World – Through the many seasons of this popular show, Elmo’s friend Oscar was never able to move out of his trash-can home, promoting unacceptable wealth inequality to our nation’s youth.
The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! – Every time you watch this show, an Italian-American somewhere in the world is unfairly stereotyped as being a plumber who dives down giant green pipes to beat up turtles. Let that sink in the next time you’re tempted to dance along to classic tunes like the “Plumber Rap” or “Do the Mario.”
Darkwing Duck – While most accept Darkwing Duck as a significant cultural icon, this show suffered from a real lack of diversity, featuring mostly white cartoon fowl. This kind of violence against intersectionality is egregious and unacceptable.
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air – Why’s the butler gotta be a black guy? HMMM?
The Joy of Painting with Bob Ross – This ableist propaganda outright assumes everyone has fingers, hands, arms, and eyes with which to paint a picture. DO BETTER.
Dallas – Texas? Cowboy hats? Cattle ranching? Oil tycoons? This is basically the George W. Bush administration, which is the very definition of triggering.
Beast Wars: Transformers – Furry culture is not your Saturday morning entertainment, people!
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Shadow Wolf

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
sun rise said:
Family Realizes Pet Dog Is Black Bear After Animal Doesn't Stop Growing


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Well, in the family's defense, Tibetan Mastiffs do get bigger than some bears. It's a mistake anyone could make.:p
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sun rise

sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
Shadow Wolf said:
This site has some pretty funny articles:
Calvinist Nods Stoically After Being Ambushed By Surprise Party

"Foreordained!" :biglaugh:
17 Old TV Shows That Are Too Problematic For 2018
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I particularly like this one:

The nightly newscast – Let’s face it—reality can be triggering. It might have been acceptable to watch the nightly report on the goings-on of the day in decades past, but today, we’re beyond that. Just make up whatever reality you want: much less problematic.
 
Wu Wei

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Revoltingest said:
After last nite, I awoke to no alerts.
My post count is declining.
I am slowly fading away from RF.
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You need to stop spending so much time with Mr Van.....the other posters are talking..... and think its creepy...your...um....shall we say relationship...with a van....and a male van too
 
sun rise

sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
Wu Wei said:
You need to stop spending so much time with Mr Van.....the other posters are talking..... and think its creepy...your...um....shall we say relationship...with a van....and a male van too
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It's part of his vanishing act.
 
Revoltingest

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
Wu Wei said:
You need to stop spending so much time with Mr Van.....the other posters are talking..... and think its creepy...your...um....shall we say relationship...with a van....and a male van too
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I did have fun modifying Mr Van today.
I also managed the telcom, building, & excavating guys.
 
Shadow Wolf

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
I have officially lasted longer than the girl I hired in with. And if I get any of her former clients, I am crossing my arms and turning my back on that pah'tak.
 
Shadow Wolf

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
Revoltingest said:
I just discovered that Mr Van needs a can opener.
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Dear friend, please go to VA. We are all concerned with what Mr. Van is doing to you. You just aren't yourself anymore. If you keep this up, next you know you'll be yelling at kids to get on your lawn.
 
Shadow Wolf

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
Due to my soon to be former co-worker saying she got another job, I realized today that a chunk of me has changed from last year, because you'd have to drag me, kicking and screaming, to go back to the working class. I used to be a very proud working class member, but now I'm very spoiled in the white collar world.
 
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