The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[Shadow Wolf]

Geeze...at least pick a Warner Bros character....not Disney!

Or someone with a temperament that earns them the nickname "The Hotrod."

 

[Revoltingest]

Or someone with a temperament that earns them the nickname "The Hotrod."

Wu strikes me as more George The Animal Steele.

 

[Wu Wei]

 

[Revoltingest]

Homer: Marge, if you don't mind, I'm a little busy right now achieving financial independence.
Marge: With cans of grease?
Homer: (sarcastically) No! Through savings and wise investment. Of course with grease!

 

[Brickjectivity]

Its Revoltingest's fake internet birthday! Congratulate him on producing yet another ton of garbage and sod.

 

[Revoltingest]

Its Revoltingest's fake internet birthday! Congratulate him on producing yet another ton of garbage and sod.

It's also me real birthday.
I've now been 30 for 35 years.

Now, get to work....support my Social Security bennies.

 

[Brickjectivity]

Now, get to work....support my Social Security bennies.

Oh please you know the robots are going to make work antiquated get with the times you are a grown man. You wont though and will probably keep shoveling your own snow for the next thirty years.

 

[Revoltingest]

Oh please you know the robots are going to make work antiquated get with the times you are a grown man. You wont though and will probably keep shoveling your own snow for the next thirty years.

Make sure those robots work hard.
I'm placing a big chocolate order soon.

 

[sun rise]

It's also me real birthday.
I've now been 30 for 35 years.

Now, get to work....support my Social Security bennies.

Channeling Jack Benny in your dotage?

For those who don't know who Jack Benny is nor why I wrote that - tough. Old f*rts rule.

 

[Revoltingest]

Channeling Jack Benny in your dotage?

For those who don't know who Jack Benny is nor why I wrote that - tough. Old f*rts rule.

I loved his show.
Remember.....

 

[sun rise]

I thought we were short of extension cords. What we were short of was careful placement. We now have two new ones and five newly available ones.

 

[sun rise]

After crawling around on the floor to plug in the new cords and to pick up dust bunnies, it's time for a shower.

By the way, dust bunnies are no fun. They don't have a sense of humor.

 

[Wu Wei]

I'm thinking we need to get rid of all our cars and trucks and go back to horses and buggies

 

[Revoltingest]

Milhouse: Oh, hi, Lisa! Did you have a nice summer? Don't you hate that we have to go back to stupid school tomorrow?
Lisa: I like school.
Milhouse: Me too! We have so much in common.

 

[Wirey]

My dead neighbour’s wife just threw out an awful lot of furniture. There’s a 30 yard dumpster in front of her house packed with crap.

 

[Revoltingest]

My dead neighbour’s wife just threw out an awful lot of furniture. There’s a 30 yard dumpster in front of her house packed with crap.

Shopping spree!

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

After crawling around on the floor to plug in the new cords and to pick up dust bunnies, it's time for a shower.

By the way, dust bunnies are no fun. They don't have a sense of humor.

huh. Ours seem to like to play hide and seek, rolling away as we approach to hide elsewhere...

 

[Wirey]

After crawling around on the floor to plug in the new cords and to pick up dust bunnies, it's time for a shower.

By the way, dust bunnies are no fun. They don't have a sense of humor.

When I was a kid my uncle told me dust bunnies were ghost poop, and it was what was left of the kids they ate. I of course pitched a fit that night. My dad calmed me down, explained the truth, and knocked my uncle out the next morning.

It wasn’t until I was an adult that I asked myself what the hell a grown man got out of doing that to a four year old.

 

[Revoltingest]

When I was a kid my uncle told me dust bunnies were ghost poop, and it was what was left of the kids they ate. I of course pitched a fit that night. My dad calmed me down, explained the truth, and knocked my uncle out the next morning.

It wasn’t until I was an adult that I asked myself what the hell a grown man got out of doing that to a four year old.

It's better than telling you'll burn in Hell if you shake it more than 3 times.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

My dead neighbour’s wife just threw out an awful lot of furniture. There’s a 30 yard dumpster in front of her house packed with crap.

And you are not in there, why?