The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[Shadow Wolf]

Epic Rap Battles of History: Justin Bieber vs Beethoven.
Beethoven to Bieber:
There's a crowd of millions waiting to hear my symphonies
You wanna be a little white Usher? Here, show them their seats!
There's not coming back from that mega-burn.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

The other day, my youngest nephew, unprovoked and unlured and untaunted, tried to do a battle rap type thing against me, and ended something that didn't even rhyme with a "dropping mic." A few seconds later his jaw hit the floor when I returned it several fold. He tried a second time. By this time his brother came outside. I returned my second harder than the first, brought in my larp character in it, pecked at him for awhile, brought my other nephew in it for "not having a box to beat on" (to do beat box), finished, returned the mic drop, and my older nephew told his younger brother to just give up. He conceded by admitting his rhymes were crap - his words, not mine.

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

What a shocking turn of events.

I'm sure it was quite stimulating

 

[sun rise]

And now I add one to my post count to get within striking distance of a very modest goal that many have achieved and which will pass into history but never appear in a history book.

 

[sun rise]

But when it comes to champion posters, I'll note that @Revoltingest has disappeared from the day's top posters, is about to disappear from the week total and is close to losing top spot in the month count. Of course, when it comes to random, meaningless and other posts, he'll be on top for quite a while even if his vacation, assuming that's what is is, is extensive.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I still have too much left to pack. I'm starting to feel fatigued, drained, and stressed.

 

[sun rise]

I still have too much left to pack. I'm starting to feel fatigued, drained, and stressed.

That's sounds like you're like the vast majority of people who have gone through the same thing.

 

[Revoltingest]

But when it comes to champion posters, I'll note that @Revoltingest has disappeared from the day's top posters, is about to disappear from the week total and is close to losing top spot in the month count. Of course, when it comes to random, meaningless and other posts, he'll be on top for quite a while even if his vacation, assuming that's what is is, is extensive.

You know it, Rover.

At a gas station with 3 bar service.

 

[Brickjectivity]

You know it, Rover.

At a gas station with 3 bar service.

Have you been cheating with other forums? Dont answer that.

 

[sun rise]

You know it, Rover.

At a gas station with 3 bar service.

Clearly you are a third-world area but without much barbarism.

 

[Wu Wei]

I mowed the lawn today....

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I didn't recognize my friend's dad by sight today, but rather by voice, because he's lost so much weight that, according to him, he's Montgomery Burns.

 

[Wu Wei]

I'm going to clean the dining room tomorrow

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I'm going to clean the dining room tomorrow

Do it NOW because you know you won't do it tomorrow, lazo!

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I have way too much to do tomorrow.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Beethoven eviscerates Bieber to the major third degree in this one. He didn't really even rhyme well, but damn he crushed Bieber like a bug.

 

[sun rise]

I had a good day today. My wife said certain weeds and bushes had to go. And I was clearly the one for the job. And it was a job I enjoyed doing.

 

[Wu Wei]

I had a good day today. My wife said certain weeds and bushes had to go. And I was clearly the one for the job. And it was a job I enjoyed doing.

Just pave the whole dang thing and paint it green

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I had a good day today. My wife said certain weeds and bushes had to go. And I was clearly the one for the job. And it was a job I enjoyed doing.

Why ya have to go be a hater like that? What did them weeds and bushes ever do to you?

 

[Brickjectivity]

Why ya have to go be a hater like that? What did them weeds and bushes ever do to you?

I am starting to agree with Wei. Grass is annoying, allergenic, has sneeze causing soil beneath it, is inedible, harbors pests and destroys better plants.