PoetPhilosopher
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The internet needs to carry more machine m2.5 thumb screws.
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The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!
- Thread starter Me Myself
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I am hating plastic wrap that does not cut straight.
I might also hate plastic wrap. Period. I love whales.
For Christmas, I got some happy people.
Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
Silly bear. The proper wild animal version, as sang by us wolves, begins "deck the halls with bowels of human." But, I forgot. You're a tea sipping British bear who requires consent forms be signed before the maulings commence.
Deck the halls with boughs of holly
Fa la la la la, la la la la (fa la la la la, la la la la)
'Tis the season to be jolly
Fa la la la la, la la la la (fa la la la la, la la la la)
Don we now our gay apparel
Fa la la la la, la la la la (fa la la la la, la la la la)
Troll the ancient Yuletide carol
Fa la la la la, la la la la
If you call someone a turkey, watch out. He or she might just be one of this kind of turkey: Wild turkeys are terrorizing the town of Tom's River, New Jersey, by pecking at roofs, breaking windows, and attacking residents
Silly bear. The proper wild animal version, as sang by us wolves, begins "deck the halls with bowels of human." But, I forgot. You're a tea sipping British bear who requires consent forms be signed before the maulings commence.
Well...we are all different...
Two days ago, a Slavic guy groped my bottom on the subway and I told him : " you adorable piglet "...
I dare not imagine what you would have done to him...at my place
PoetPhilosopher
Veteran Member
Well...we are all different...
Two days ago, a Slavic guy groped my bottom on the subway and I told him : " you adorable piglet "...
I dare not imagine what you would have done to him...at my place
I hope I get hit on once I transition. If they grab me, I will ask them if they're buying my dinner. If they say no, knee to the crotch it is.
PoetPhilosopher
Veteran Member
All I can say is that if I end up with a man, he'd better buy me sparkly jewelry like a Trans woman got from her boyfriend and showed off to everyone on Reddit. If I end up with a woman... hmm... she'd better be pretty.
PoetPhilosopher
Veteran Member
I was wearing tight jeans...
Lol
I'd call you a showoff, but then again, I can't blame you, because...
I'd love for me to look and dress like this:
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Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Julia Roberts once reported me to security...just because I did not look like I belonged in the spa she happened to be at.......all I was doing was going for a walk
My dear Julia has never done me any wrong. What were you doing in my Julia's spa? What were you wearing? Do you have a face tattoo?
I once met Julia in an airport. We saw each other over about one hundred other passengers. Ever since we have been dear friends. I know that one day we will possibly exchange words.
Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
I meant her to then, we saw each other in a hallway of a spa, we were about 10 feet apart, there was no one between us.... so we're real close friends....
Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
American women in generally wouldn't have said anything to suggest to the perv that what he did was ok. We are humans, not peices of meat who exist so men can treat us like sex toys.I dare not imagine what you would have done to him...at my place