No since I get heartburns (and other things) from drinking milk.
I don't normally get heartburns unless I had too much dairy. I was messing with you.
Honestly though, I sound like I made a fuss but I'm fine with my lactose intolerance. It's just inconvenient when in social situations, to eat in restaurants, since most of them rely on dairy to flavour vegetarian food (they're not very creative). Not much vegan options where I live, I'm lucky if a restaurant has one. It's fine for things like fast food (I grab some Subway and don't have cheese) but for a proper restaurant the options are very slim.
And sometimes people want to go to some place that has no vegan option then I compromise because I don't want to be a bother to others. I know people say even if the menu has no vegan options some restaurants will accommodate you if you ask, but I feel awkward about it (social anxiety). I admit that's a fault on my part 100%.