Yeah, I've stepped in squishy cat puke too.
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Draka
Wonder Woman
It's so fun having kitties isn't it? Stepping in things, smelling things, shredded furniture, and...the ever so nice...present of whatever was the last thing they killed deposited next to your bed for your foot to come down on as you get up in the morning. Ah, cats are wonderful aren't they?
Oh, the joys of being given half a mouse!
Hmmm....I think about 20K of my posts are about kitties & their gifts.
Hmmm....I think about 20K of my posts are about kitties & their gifts.
Draka
Wonder Woman
Or if you're lucky enough to have an outdoor or indoor/outdoor kitteh...partial squirrels, torn open bunny rabbits, headless chipmunks and so on.
We only let them outside in below freezing weather....to keep ticks & fleas at bay.
Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
I had a cat who brought me a rabbit one Easter morning. It's not funny that it died, but nevertheless it's still pretty funny waking up on Easter morning with your cat having that super cute and super adorable "look what I brought you mommy!" look their eyes and their gift to you is the Easter Bunny.
And then the cute "look what I brought you mommy!" quickly becomes a look of straight up "you *****!" as mommy's gift is thrown out the back door for whatever country animal to have.
Wirey
Fartist
I ran over someone's cat this morning. It ran out from behind a parked truck and right under my tire. I can't tell if it was stupid or suicidal.
I keep a grocery bag in the trunk of my car in case I have to stop for something so I chucked it in there, and then heaved it in the dumpster at work. I figure it's better for some little kid to think Fluffy ran away than to see him flattened at Christmas.
I keep a grocery bag in the trunk of my car in case I have to stop for something so I chucked it in there, and then heaved it in the dumpster at work. I figure it's better for some little kid to think Fluffy ran away than to see him flattened at Christmas.
That was terribly irresponsible. I compost my dead cats.
Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
OMG! That's terrible!
You could have at least apologized to them so they know what happened to their child.
Wirey
Fartist
Uh, I said cat.
Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
Many people do consider their cat (or their dog) to be one of their kids.
Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
Seeing the school's parking lot nearly empty due to it being finals week has it really setting in my thoughts that my time here is almost up, and this massive disruption from my normal routine (which includes living out in the country) nearly has me wanting to not go on with school because the anxiety is so bad I feel like I'm going to puke. I'm not going to quit though, I may just need that semester off not to learn my new surroundings but just to settle in to a new environment and feel somewhat at ease.
Wirey
Fartist
As a parent with an IQ containing 3 digits, I can assure you those people are idiots. Comparing a dog to a kid is like comparing a penny to Fort Knox. You'd have to be an oblivious, brain dead, mouth breathing drool bag to in any way consider it an accurate representation of facts. If the police found a shot dog, there'd be a small investigation, while a shot child would get a somewhat larger response. Guess why?
PS If anyone reading this actually thinks I'm wrong, try this: Put a dry cleaning bag over your head for two hours and watch all the pretty pictures. Then we'll talk.
Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
I know you're usually tongue in cheek and all, so I may be taking this wrong, but I do consider my dog to be my child. I even take her on car rides with me, I get her burgers and ice cream to eat, and I get her lots of toys. If something happened to her, I'd be devastated.