Life is a tiger.
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The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!
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Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
Life is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable, because all you get back in another box of chocolates. You’re stuck with this undefinable whipped-mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there’s nothing else left to eat. Sure, once in a while, there’s a peanut butter cup or an English toffee. But they’re gone too fast, the taste is fleeting. So you end up with nothing but broken bits, filled with hardened jelly and teeth-crunching nuts, and if you’re desperate enough to eat those, all you’re got left is…is an empty box, filled with useless, brown paper wrappers.
Life is a waterfall. We're one in the river and one again after the fall.
Life is a waterfall. We're one in the river and one again after the fall.
Do I appear in your dreams?
Really?
Why do you wear lip stick and hold that spoon doohickey like that?
Nice dark brown hair tho
Oh, no, no, no.....I'm the one with the dirty fingernails.
Spoon? I ain't got no stink'n spoon!
Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
On the 15th fret of my guitar I played, accidentally, what sounded like some sort of hearing-test buzz of a harmonic. The string was fully pressed down, and it was not a pinched harmonic as I wasn't holding the pick right for it. I've been trying on and off over the last hour to do it again and haven't been able to.
What is it then? A broom?
Ah...I see the problem. Yer eyes are drawn to the fair lassie instead'o me! But I understand the strong appeal of a kitchen wench.
Instead of you? But I don't see anyone other than you there!
Wait a sec, you're a fair lass? Come on now, I told you before, wearing that curtain look-a-like skirt does not make you a lady!
Few men have called me a "lassie", & lived to tell about it! Argchghcchhhh!
Be careful old man, don't get angry, take care of your health
I guess I'm safe then... I called you a lass, not a lassie