The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[ChristineES]

I am listening to Roxanne by the Police on my iPod.

 

[Wirey]

Christine ES is really a 453 pound truck driver named Kevin with a bald spot and Elvis side burns! I have proof!

 

[ChristineES]

Christine ES is really a 453 pound truck driver named Kevin with a bald spot and Elvis side burns! I have proof!

Wirey is really a skinny blonde chick with the nickname Twiggy.

 

[illykitty]

I've been playing Sims for a long time, and been part of many related websites and follow people on Tumblr, at awe at their creations and pictures... I've hardly ever shared anything of mine.

But today I posted some pictures, I thought the apartment I made for my Sim looked pretty good (well hope so, took the entire evening to do).

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I just woke up from a five hour nap, and it's the most uninterrupted sleep I've had in two days.

 

[Deidre]

random meaningless gif............ ^_^

 

[Revoltingest]

A new season of Archer has just begun!

 

[Deidre]

I just woke up from a five hour nap, and it's the most uninterrupted sleep I've had in two days.

that had to feel good. lack of sleep is a horrible feeling.

 

[McBell]

If prunes are dehydrated plums, where does prune juice come from?

 

[McBell]

A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy."

"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull.

"They're packed with nutrients."

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.

The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.

Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.

Moral of the story:

˙ǝɹǝɥʇ noʎ dǝǝʞ ʇ,uoʍ ʇı ʇnq 'doʇ ǝɥʇ oʇ noʎ ʇǝb ʇɥbıɯ ********​

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I'm not sure if I like the new avatar or not. It looks very me, but I don't know if I like it.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I wish I knew how to do something like this:

 

[Smart_Guy]

If you are not born until a year from now I see no reason to answer that question

Yes but I'm my brother, I'll tell me when I'm born!

˙ǝɹǝɥʇ noʎ dǝǝʞ ʇ,uoʍ ʇı ʇnq 'doʇ ǝɥʇ oʇ noʎ ʇǝb ʇɥbıɯ ʇıɥsןןnq​

I didn't know you spoke Russian!

 

[McBell]

I didn't know you spoke Russian!

It gets worse when I am excited or worried.
I have lost count of the number of times I have been told to calm down, talk slower.

 

[Smart_Guy]

It gets worse when I am excited or worried.
I have lost count of the number of times I have been told to calm down, talk slower.

Oh, you speak Italian too

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I'm not sure how much I like this avatar, but she wears glasses, has tattoos, and plays a Les Paul.

 

[Wirey]

If prunes are dehydrated plums, where does prune juice come from?

That's how they dehydrate the plum.

 

[Brickjectivity]

I'm not sure how much I like this avatar, but she wears glasses, has tattoos, and plays a Les Paul.

You could do worse!

 

[Wirey]

I wish I knew how to do something like this:

Why wish? Go learn!

 

[Deidre]

Thank Gandalf it’s Friday!
^_^