The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[ChristineM]

Two announcements to brighten your day.

1. The leader of UKIP is a Dick Braine.

2. UKIP have just announced their London mayoral candidate: step forward Peter Gammons.

(for non-brits - a gammon is a pejorative term for someone likely to vote for UKIP)

How can you take the wet when they already do it themselves?

Dick Braine and Gammons. Love it.

Gammon

Collective noun for white, middle-aged, furious-faced men who are heavily concentrated in the vast reaches of England's Brexit heartlands.

Spitting out talking points found in fascist organs like the Daily Mail (or, for those preferring something less intellectual, the Daily Express), gammon exist in a state of perpetual outrage and exasperated "I'm just an ordinary bloke, me" confusion.

...

Urban Dictionary: Gammon

It makes hilarious reading

 

[Secret Chief]

Gammon

Collective noun for white, middle-aged, furious-faced men who are heavily concentrated in the vast reaches of England's Brexit heartlands.

Spitting out talking points found in fascist organs like the Daily Mail (or, for those preferring something less intellectual, the Daily Express), gammon exist in a state of perpetual outrage and exasperated "I'm just an ordinary bloke, me" confusion.

...

Urban Dictionary: Gammon

It makes hilarious reading

"On the off-chance that they're aware of a border in Ireland, they don't know anything about it."

 

[sun rise]

My 6 Yr Old: “How Will He Go Poop If His Tail Is Inside His Butthole?!”

50 Of The Most WTF Images From The ‘WTF’ Online Group

 

[sun rise]

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

My 6 Yr Old: “How Will He Go Poop If His Tail Is Inside His Butthole?!”

50 Of The Most WTF Images From The ‘WTF’ Online Group

I...

Never mind. It doesn't even need a caption.

 

[sun rise]

For @Wu Wei (and myself in a prior lifetime

 

[Revoltingest]

For @Wu Wei (and myself in a prior lifetime

My new 200 amp breaker box has no serpents in it.

 

[sun rise]

My new 200 amp breaker box has no serpents in it.

Now perhaps. Tomorrow? We'll see.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

For @Wu Wei (and myself in a prior lifetime

Been awhile since I've seen a snake in the wild.

 

[Revoltingest]

Now perhaps. Tomorrow? We'll see.

I hope there are no dogs in in it.
But that's unlikely.
They'd have to be very very small.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

It's quite funny how random chance works. Like how four straights in a row ended up being a tie.
But my plateau of nothing may be over now as I won my first money-tournament. And the adrenaline rush from the betting wars, all ins, and watching the cards turn, it's only made better by winning.

 

[Revoltingest]

My Iphone won't let me see my emails.
Weird.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

U.S. judge dismisses Trump campaign libel lawsuit against CNN

Anyone keeping a tally?

 

[Shadow Wolf]

U.S. judge dismisses Trump campaign libel lawsuit against CNN

Anyone keeping a tally?

It is possible? I just assume it's something like this anymore:

 

[Revoltingest]

 

[Stevicus]

You posted the before picture.

Here is the after picture:

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

You could make that hunk of sausage your avatar and call yourself Morning Rise.

On second thought... don't do that.

 

[Revoltingest]

You could make that hunk of sausage your avatar and call yourself Morning Rise.

On second thought... don't do that.

OK.

 

[Stevicus]

 

[Shadow Wolf]

So, is this the trophy picture of the pig you slaughtered and ate?