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The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
Or instant clogged arteries from this:

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It's stuff like this that makes me scared if I hold still for too long at a county fair I'll end up on being deep fried.
 

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
I'm thinking about getting a new laptop. My first one at eight years old still works great, but it's falling apart at the screen and keyboard. My brother gave me his daughter's after he got her a new one, but this one, an Asus, has what is quite possibly the world's worst network card, and a mousepad that is so hypersensitive that it's practically unusable.
 

sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
I'm thinking about getting a new laptop. My first one at eight years old still works great, but it's falling apart at the screen and keyboard. My brother gave me his daughter's after he got her a new one, but this one, an Asus, has what is quite possibly the world's worst network card, and a mousepad that is so hypersensitive that it's practically unusable.
There is an adjustment for mousepad sensitivity. Open the control panel. In the search field in the upper right type in the word "mouse". You should see a menu with "mouse" at the top or perhaps "mousepad". Click on that and you should see options to set sensitivity.

I can't speak to what makes the network card work so badly for you but Asus have a good reputation in general.
 

sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
And of course we all have gift certificates to join Dr. Kevorkian in death. The question is soon we're going to cash that certificate in.
 

Smart_Guy

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Premium Member
I plan to eat for many many more years!
How long have you been eating, junior?

Cool :D

I don't really eat for long. I eat for like half an hour maximum and the last time I did that was like 4 hours ago. I mean, don't normal people do it somewhat like that?

But to keep eating for 60 years? Don't you even sleep or do other things?
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
Cool :D

I don't really eat for long. I eat for like half an hour maximum and the last time I did that was like 4 hours ago. I mean, don't normal people do it somewhat like that?

But to keep eating for 60 years? Don't you even sleep or do other things?
Some people sleepwalk.
I sleepeat.
 
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