Some.....not so much.
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The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!
- Thread starter Me Myself
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Add some sun, & you have a heat wave!
I'm looking forward to changes March will bring.
How to make her feel better....hmmmmmm......I got it!
1) Touch her inappropriately all the time.
2) Leer at her when she looks your way.
3) Tell her that she makes Emma Stone look like Rob Ford on a bad hair day.
4) Tell her you want to have her baby.
Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Somehow I just don't think that is the proper way to deal with the problem...unless of course Wirey is your problem and you are trying to get him out of the way
Your problem is that you don't understand Canuckistanian culture. This all accepted behavior in the frozen north.
Wirey
Fartist
I already tried that. It's part of our culture and accepted behavior here in the frozen north. I think I'll show her that picture of my wiener.
But what if she doesn't have any? How can she give it to him then?
You're not schooled in the ways of women yet, so let me explain.....
Talking to them is not about representing reality. It's about saying things which elicit desired feelings. She won't dwell upon who can or can't physically have a baby. The very fact that he made such a generous offer will boost her self esteem because she feels desired by a manly man.
Erm... pizza?
It wouldn't hurt to buy her pizza.
But a few dozen Molsens & some poutine would be better.
Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Your right I don't...and THANK GOD I don't......
If you moved to Canuckistan, all of a sudden other bears would start touching you inappropriately, & making googly eyes at you. I wonder if even their groundskeepers would do that?
Will frozen yogurt work?
Only if you offer it as a food treat.
Smearing it on her usually wouldn't be seen as acceptable....at least not in the workplace.
Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Then it is a good thing I don't go there....it will cut down on the carnage
Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
What is it? It looks like the Evil Monkey, but it's not.Some.....not so much.
God, I know! I've had my car window down abit today and I feel like opening the windows and letting some fresh air in.