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The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
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Brickjectivity

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Teenage squirrel: "I am tired of being squirrel. I want to fly higher. I've decided to cocoon myself to see what I become."

Squirrel's momma: "... :rolleyes: ... "
 

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Mice have infested the walls of my RV, and I'm slowly getting rid of them. They are hateful creatures who only care about pooping and evil.

I keep mouse poison in Mr Van...front & rear.
So far, not even a nibble.

I keep mouse bait it in my attic.....and in a few trap outside and in the garage... seems to have cut down on the mouse population.......or should I say ELIMINATED!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 

Stevicus

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Tomato puree spillage closes A14 in Cambridgeshire

The crash happened not at Spaghetti Junction but on the A14 near Godmanchester, Cambridgeshire, on Tuesday evening.

The driver of one of the two trucks was taken to hospital but has since been discharged.

Social media users could not resist weighing in with puns, with one calling it "a disaster, puree simple".

One BBC Radio 2 listener asked if it "was suitable for traffic to passata safe distance", while another tweet read: "Some of our drivers had to go pasta this earlier today. They are starting to ketchup after the delay though."

A 23-mile (37km) stretch of the road was closed but has since reopened.

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I wonder if either of the drivers were sauced.
 
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