The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[sun rise]

 

[Wu Wei]

Happens all the time......

 

[Revoltingest]

Don't take that tone with me MISTER!!!!!

With she fister?

 

[Wu Wei]

With she fister?

Why you disgusting perverted malcontented reprobate

 

[Revoltingest]

Why you disgusting perverted malcontented reprobate

Johnny Depp row bait?

 

[Wu Wei]

Johnny Depp row bait?

you vile contemptible covetor of codpieces

 

[Revoltingest]

you vile contemptible covetor of codpieces

Love better god nieces?

 

[Wu Wei]

Love better god nieces?

 

[sun rise]

You are very wired furson.

 

[Stonetree]

Orson Smells....?

 

[Revoltingest]

Orson Smells....?

 

[Wu Wei]

You are very wired furson.

 

[Stonetree]

Why you disgusting perverted malcontented reprobate

Watch out who you call malcontented.......ya languorous, torpid bag of welch plugs...!

 

[sun rise]

It's 9pm and 84 degrees outside my window.

 

[Stevicus]

Monkey business behind 911 call from California zoo | AP News

SAN LUIS OBISPO, Calif. (AP) — Cops usually have a prime suspect. In this case it’s a primate suspect.

The San Luis Obispo County Sheriff’s Office believes it was a little Capuchin monkey that called 911 from a zoo last Saturday night.

The call disconnected and dispatchers tried to call and text back but there was no response, so deputies were sent to investigate, the office said in a social media post.

The address turned out to be the Zoo to You near Paso Robles, but the deputies found that no one there made the call.

They finally deduced that a Capuchin monkey named Route had apparently picked up the zoo’s cellphone, which was in a golf cart used to move about the property.

“We’re told Capuchin monkeys are very inquisitive and will grab anything and everything and just start pushing buttons,” the office’s post said.

 

[Revoltingest]

It's 9pm and 84 degrees outside my window.

It's 7:45 am, & it's already up to 60F.
It's sunny, & another afternoon rain is scheduled.
Revolticans are living in a rain forest.

 

[Stevicus]

Miller High Life introduces ice cream that tastes like a dive bar - UPI.com

Aug. 16 (UPI) -- A new novelty ice cream product is actually meant to recall the flavor of peanut shells on a bar floor.

Miller High Life has partnered with Tipsy Scoop, maker of alcohol-infused ice cream, to create the Ice Cream Dive Bar.

The product combines beer, peanut swirl, tobacco smoke flavor, caramel and a dark chocolate dip. The peanut swirl is designed to mimic the peanut shells frequently found on bar floors.

Tipsy and Miller's collaboration is a celebration of the 100th anniversary of the ice cream bar. Each of the bars contain up to 5% alcohol.

A six-pack costs $36.

Ewww...

 

[Revoltingest]

Miller High Life introduces ice cream that tastes like a dive bar - UPI.com

Ewww...

Ice cream ingredients....
- Cheap beer
- Cigarette ashes
- Sawdust peanut shells swept up from a floor
- Sweat scraped from aged janitors (I volunteered)
- A whiff of failure, depression, petty crimes, & infidelity

 

[Stevicus]

Ice cream ingredients....
- Cheap beer
- Cigarette ashes
- Sawdust peanut shells swept up from a floor
- Sweat scraped from aged janitors (I volunteered)
- A whiff of failure, depression, petty crimes, & infidelity

Ewww...

 

[sun rise]

It's 7:45 am, & it's already up to 60F.
It's sunny, & another afternoon rain is scheduled.
Revolticans are living in a rain forest.

We're being "treated" to scare headlines like this one. Hey, Noah, got space on your ark for a golden retriever and two humans?

California could be hit by a megaflood in the future