The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[sun rise]

For cat lovers @ChristineM and for cat haters - wise up

40 Times Cats Figured Their New Job Was Babysitting, And Nailed It

Did someone call a babysitter, meow?

www.boredpanda.com

 

[Brickjectivity]

Lets be good instead of evil, and let us define evil to be that which is not good. Now all that remains is to define what good is.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Lets be good instead of evil, and let us define evil to be that which is not good. Now all that remains is to define what good is.

As so sure and certain we are about what good and evil is, we really, majorly suck at actually figuring it out and especially at keeping it consistent.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

**** the pigs.

Afroman sued by law enforcement officers who raided his home

Seven sheriff’s office employees filed the suit claiming, among other things, that Afroman invaded their privacy.

www.fox19.com

The plaintiffs say they’re entitled to all of Foreman’s profits from his use of their personas. That includes, according to the complaint, proceeds from the songs, music videos and live event tickets as well as the promotion of Foreman’s “Afroman” brand, under which he sells beer, marijuana, t-shirts and other merchandise.
...
Sheriff’s deputies acted on a warrant claiming probable cause existed that drugs and drug paraphernalia would be found on Foreman’s property and that trafficking and kidnapping had taken place there.

“They come up here with AR-15, traumatize my kids, destroyed my property, kick in my door, rip up and destroy my camera system,” he said in August.

The suspicions turned out to be unfounded. The Adams County Prosecutor’s Office said the raid failed to turn up probative criminal evidence, according to attorney Anna Castellini. No charges were ever filed.

 

[Stonetree]

As so sure and certain we are about what good and evil is, we really, majorly suck at actually figuring it out and especially at keeping it consistent.

Pizza's good..

 

[Wu Wei]

Pizza's good..

just as long as it doesn't have bacon on it

 

[Shadow Wolf]

just as long as it doesn't have bacon on it

Actually, a BBQ pizza with a thin crust and ham and bacon can be pretty good.

 

[Wu Wei]

Actually, a BBQ pizza with a thin crust and ham and bacon can be pretty good.

well that's just wrong.....it has Bacon on it...therefore your statement is false

 

[Shadow Wolf]

well that's just wrong.....it has Bacon on it...therefore your statement is false

I said it can be. With the right kind of crust that is cripsy, the right kind of BBQ sauce (in other words not things like the funny flavored, overly sweetened brown goo of Kraft) it is actually a great and tasty wrong way to make a pizza.

 

[Revoltingest]

US contractor killed in Iran drone attack; Biden orders retaliation strikes...

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Tickets for the Gathering of Jugallos: Wicked Clowns from Outer Space go on sale tomorrow.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

US contractor killed in Iran drone attack; Biden orders retaliation strikes...

I am reminded if McCain's "bomb, bomb, bomb...bomb, bomb Iran" that he "sang" out to the tune of Barbara Ann.

 

[Revoltingest]

Tickets for the Gathering of Jugallos: Wicked Clowns from Outer Space go on sale tomorrow.

Sounds like there'll be probing.
With sound effects...

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Sounds like there'll be probing.
With sound effects...

Wicked Clowns from the Dark Carnival, not lame, boring regular clowns form a regular carnival. One difference is the Wicked Clowns are HUGE into wrestling and tend to hold their promotion's biggest show of the year during the Gathering.
Other sounds including hacking, slashing, and, of course, stabbing. And people saying "show me your butthole." And bottles of Faygo being cracked open.

 

[Stonetree]

Wicked Clowns from the Dark Carnival, not lame, boring regular clowns form a regular carnival. One difference is the Wicked Clowns are HUGE into wrestling and tend to hold their promotion's biggest show of the year during the Gathering.
Other sounds including hacking, slashing, and, of course, stabbing. And people saying "show me your butthole." And bottles of Faygo being cracked open.

1. • No Bed Before the Queen. Royals are required to stay up until the queen herself has gone to bed as a mark of respect, according to the queen's former private secretary Sir William Heseltine.
   • The Duchess Slant. There is a correct way to sit for female royals, with the knees together and angled to one side, rather than the legs crossed, in a position known as the "Duchess Slant."
   • Making an Entrance. Hereditary monarchy is all about hierarchy, including when entering a room in procession. The queen always enters first, followed by other family members and their partners in order of the line of succession.
   • Queen Elizabeth II's Ceremonial 'Nosegay' The queen carries a bunch of flowers known as a "nosegay" during her Maundy Thursday service, just before Easter each year.

 

[Wu Wei]

I said it can be. With the right kind of crust that is cripsy, the right kind of BBQ sauce (in other words not things like the funny flavored, overly sweetened brown goo of Kraft) it is actually a great and tasty wrong way to make a pizza.

If it has bacon...it can't be good or tasty... it can only be horrible, evil and blasphemous

 

[Stevicus]

 

[Wu Wei]

well, I think I will sit here a minute or fifteen, enjoying a cup of genmaicha, and then....go to Lowes

 

[ADigitalArtist]

The tiktok hearings have been the biggest argument for term limits I've ever seen. A bunch of out of touch dinosaurs who can barely say 'GPS' and 'algorithm' making national data security decisions. While being funded by Facebook no less.

 

[Stevicus]