The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[Wu Wei]

 

[mangalavara]

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That looks like the spot where @Heyo stands!

 

[Stevicus]

Well, I've never been to Spain
But I kinda like the music
Say the ladies are insane there
And they sure know how to use it

They don't abuse it
Never gonna lose it
I can't refuse it

Naked woman goes of wild rampage: destroys bar in Malaga as bewildered staff watch on

Spain's southern city of Malaga is well-known for its nightlife and terrace culture. Thousands and thousands of tourists holiday there every year in search of sun, good food and ch

www.marca.com

A recent of video, published by the account Wall Street Wolverine, shows the bizarre and unexpected moment a stark-naked woman stumbles into a bar and destroys the entire terrace.

 

[Revoltingest]

 

[Stevicus]

High school band director arrested after refusing to end performance, police say

An Alabama high school band director was shocked with a stun gun and arrested after Birmingham police said he wouldn’t tell his band to stop playing

abcnews.go.com

Birmingham Police Officer Truman Fitzgerald, a department spokesperson, said police were trying to clear the stadium at Jackson-Olin after the game and asked both bands to stop playing so people wouldn't linger.

Police say the Jackson-Olin band stopped performing, but that the director disregarded officers and told his students to keep playing.

Police officers accompanied by school security guards went to arrest him for disorderly conduct but he got into a scuffle with them, Fitzgerald said. He said the band director refused to place his hands behind his back and shoved an officer. One of the officers shocked the band director with a stun gun.

Paramedics treated the band director and took him to a hospital to be checked out, Fitzgerald said. He was later booked into jail and released after posting bail.

Jefferson County School Superintendent Walter Gonsoulin said Friday that he's gathering facts and declined further comment for now. “I urge everyone not to jump to conclusions,” Gonsoulin said.

The Birmingham Police Department’s Internal Affairs Division investigates all incidents where an officer uses force during an arrest.

I wonder why the band director wouldn't stop playing. But I also why anyone would consider it to be such a huge deal as to be stopped by force. So what if the band plays a little while longer? They'll eventually get tired or hungry and stop on their own. What was the big hurry on giving everyone the bum's rush out?

 

[Wu Wei]

Well, I've never been to Spain
But I kinda like the music
Say the ladies are insane there
And they sure know how to use it

They don't abuse it
Never gonna lose it
I can't refuse it

Naked woman goes of wild rampage: destroys bar in Malaga as bewildered staff watch on

Spain's southern city of Malaga is well-known for its nightlife and terrace culture. Thousands and thousands of tourists holiday there every year in search of sun, good food and ch

www.marca.com

 

[Heyo]

Men, be honest — how often do you think about the Roman Empire?

In recent weeks, the internet has uncovered just how often men think about the Roman Empire, and it's a lot more than you'd think.

www.insider.com

I have to admit that I think about the Roman Empire from time to time, but I had no idea it was some kind of man thing.

"Real men think about the Roman Empire!"

I think more about the Holy Roman Empire of German Nations.

 

[Stonetree]

I am NOT saying it was aliens...

But it was aliens...

The aliens who are mammalians.?

 

[sun rise]

The aliens who are mammalians.?

No one ever expects the Klingon Empire.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Debris field found in search for stealth fighter jet missing in South Carolina - UPI.com

A debris field has been found in the U.S. military's search for a lost stealth F-35 fighter jet in South Carolina after the pilot ejected Sunday afternoon due to a "mishap."

www.upi.com

Maybe it crashed into a lake.



The plane's transponder wasn't working.

I wonder what happened to it.

That's where my sister's first husband was stationed. He's such a pathetic weenie it took him several tries to get through basic amd then because he did nothing but hurt his shoulder abit (never heard him mention iy working all those years at Chrysler) he stole all his war stories from movies. Absolutely no joke. I don't remember the movies, but someoje I used to work with was a war movie buff and told me my sister's (now ex) husband's "war stories" after.only hearing a little bit of it.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

No one ever expects the Klingon Empire.

Or tribbles.

 

[Wu Wei]

 

[Shadow Wolf]

The alerts need fired and replaced with something that wants to work.

 

[sun rise]

something that wants to work.

Robots want to work. Just look at Roombas. Have you ever seen a human as happy to clean floors? Will a human allow a cat to ride along while he or she works?

 

[Wu Wei]

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Get it right!

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Having recently watched the Dark Knight trilogy, that's actually pretty funny because I saw someone from the League of Shadows.

 

[sun rise]

Get it right!

EXTERMINATE! is better by far.

 

[Stevicus]

Look: Police find pig wandering loose on Bacon Creek Road - UPI.com

Police in Kentucky are trying to find the owner of a small, stray pig found wandering loose on the appropriately named Bacon Creek Road.

www.upi.com

"Seriously, if you own this pig. He is in custody at the Corbin Police Department. Please hurry before the Corbin Fire Department gets hungry," police wrote.

That pig could be up Bacon Creek without a paddle.

 

[Wu Wei]

Get it right!

Daleks are not robots.....