The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[Shadow Wolf]

So you'd like to lay in bed, thinking about me wrapping my hands around the shaft, taking a long stroke and driving one into the hole so I can try to score? That's sick!

It came out of your mouth...well, fingers. But you thought of it!

 

[sun rise]

Not even with a long pole? Your hands wrapped around the shaft?

I was never a pole vaulter.

 

[IdiNaPut]

Translating this Serbian book is a royal pain in the backside!

 

[Wu Wei]

Sitting in this chair to long fixing this stupid website is a royal pain in the backside...literally.... I need to stand up

 

[IdiNaPut]

Urge, I'm off to get something to eat...I'm so hungry everything is getting on my nerves.

 

[Wu Wei]

I have a slightly chewed copy of the Communist Manifesto I would gladly share...what some

 

[IdiNaPut]

I would make a joke about communism and sharing, but I can't be bothered.

 

[Wu Wei]

a joke about communism and sharing.... Obviously you are one of the bourgeoisie

 

[Draka]

I checked out a survival guide for a zombie apocalypse from the library today. Time to study up. I'll miss you guys when the zombies take over. I'll remember each of you as I dispatch zombies with my samurai sword. You don't need to reload blades you know.

 

[Wu Wei]

Zombies....... whatever.. I hear they taste like chicken

 

[IdiNaPut]

a joke about communism and sharing.... Obviously you are one of the bourgeoisie

I'm very much one of the proletariat.

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

@Revoltingest asserted that Texas has killer bees; I have finally seen one; here is its picture:

It is claimed that this is the largest killer bee in the world, in Hidalgo, Texas. Notice they captured it by wrapping it in Christmas lights, and keep it in front of city hall to protect the building and grounds.

 

[StarryNightshade]

I'm in New York City for a couple of days and I visited the famous Stonewall Inn this evening.

 

[Wu Wei]

You're in NY and you didn't even say hi....well...I'm insulted...and don't give me that you are 250 miles south excuse

 

[IdiNaPut]

I'm itchy, and tired.

 

[sun rise]

I'm very much one of the proletariat.

I'm not a Marxist, but I found a quote of his I very much like: Reason has always existed, but not always in a reasonable form.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I've come to realize that a ton of people, including those who have watched the Alien movies, have no idea what a Xenomorph is.

 

[Wu Wei]

It is nice to know that I am being marginalized... in my office....... so..... with that said....

 

[Revoltingest]

I've come to realize that a ton of people, including those who have watched the Alien movies, have no idea what a Xenomorph is.

Duh!
It's what you seek in a "bug hunt".

 

[Shadow Wolf]

YAY! I got an email to complete my Indiana DCS background check.
I also found out they are making a sequel to Prometheus, which is being called Alien: Covenant, and is scheduled for release August 4, 2017. What I don't get is how Prometheus, from what I read, was a prequel to Alien, then it wasn't, and I read some word to describe looking like a prequel but it not actually being one, and now it is. And there is some talk of a fifth Alien movie, and apparently Sigourney Weaver will only be in it if she likes the story - apparently she shot down a Joss Whedon script because she didn't like that it was set on Earth.