The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[Wu Wei]

You did not say "be like" but "be as bad as" - two different things. I can be as bad as he is but not bad like he is- quantity not quality.

But to be as bad as you are being like so.,..... I rest my case....no matter how unreasonable it might be

 

[Wu Wei]

No.
Sensibilities must be assaulted!

But you do that just by showing up....no need to throw gas on the fire by telling us about your perversions

 

[Revoltingest]

But you do that just by showing up....no need to throw gas on the fire by telling us about your perversions

If God hadn't intended me to throw gas on the fire, he wouldn't have given us gasoline!

 

[Wu Wei]

If God hadn't intended me to throw gas on the fire, he wouldn't have given us gasoline!

But God did not "give" you gasoline....you have to buy it

 

[Revoltingest]

But God did not "give" you gasoline....you have to buy it

You've been paying for it?
Sucker!

 

[Wu Wei]

You've been paying for it?
Sucker!

Why on earth would a bear need gasoline

 

[Revoltingest]

Why on earth would a bear need gasoline

To throw on fires, of course!

Mr Van's new compartment is now usable because the door & floor are installed.

 

[Deidre]

I forget about this thread. Maybe because it's meaningless?

JK

 

[Wu Wei]

To throw on fires, of course!

Hold on there you arsonist in training

Mr Van's new compartment is now usable because the door & floor are installed.

Is that your Haggis storage locker?

 

[Revoltingest]

Is that your Haggis storage locker?

It's for Alturnamats, shovels, & wooden blocks for trailer tongue jacks.
AlturnaMATS

 

[Wu Wei]

It's for Alturnamats, shovels, & wooden blocks for trailer tongue jacks.
AlturnaMATS

Just admit it...you're storing haggis there aren't you

 

[Revoltingest]

Just admit it...you're storing haggis there aren't you

I have a cooler inside Mr Van for haggis.....& candy.

 

[sun rise]

I have a cooler inside Mr Van for haggis.....& candy.

You've been plying Mr. Van with haggis (and candy)? Now *that* is perverse.

 

[Wu Wei]

You've been plying Mr. Van with haggis (and candy)? Now *that* is perverse.

Told ya!!!

 

[Revoltingest]

You've been plying Mr. Van with haggis (and candy)? Now *that* is perverse.

And stainless steel fasteners!

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Pizza sandwich: rock the mouth, kick the stomach.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Hold on there you arsonist in training

HEY! SMOKEY! SMOKEY!

 

[Shadow Wolf]

It's so wet here that today as I went to town I noticed one of the roads I take in was flooded shut hours before, with half of it still flooded off to lower-riding cars.

 

[sun rise]

There is this about puns - sometimes a compulsion takes over and you want to inflict them on one and all. Hence, this:

 

[Revoltingest]

I'd been looking for a torque multiplier, & ran across this review.
I underlined the part I like.

I purchased this to aid in removing a gland nut from a flywheel and to have another useful tool in the garage. The nut was torqued to 275 lbs when installed, but as soon as I applied some force with the multiplier via a small breaker bar, I noticed something giving while the nut stayed put. I stopped and looked to find the little 1/2" male to male adapter twisted 45 degrees. I will allow some room to say that the nut might be a little tighter than 275 lbs, but beyond 500 lbs? No way. I like the idea of this relatively cheap tool, but just expect a little creativity to keep it functioning. I just had to chain a few 3/4 to 1/2 impact adapters to make it work. The review posted a few days earlier was spot on, so I'm not going to regurgitate what they said.
Maybe the tool comes short of expectations, but it works great to just carry around the garage while wearing a tight white shirt. I have found that it improves my attractiveness 5X. Now my wife's pregnant again. Thanks Ratchet Helper.