Perhaps we can settle this over a wee pint of the bitter.
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Drink some fresh cow milk!
Draka
Wonder Woman
When don't you have heartburn dear?
The anatomy of cows (which includes four stomachs in each cow) long ago incentivized cows to develop efficient ways to neutralize heartburn! Cows milk was their clever solution. They are the experts on heartburn, but although cows are innovative only a human could have invented chocolate milk. We are the best. We have out-cow'd the cows.
Do you know the favorite entertainers of cows?
Dorothy Bovine
The Cowsills
And....
image pee wee's - Bing Videos
Dorothy Bovine
The Cowsills
And....
image pee wee's - Bing Videos
Yes but the milk comes from the boobs, not the stomach!
Milk comes from cows, not from boobs; and chocolate milk comes from the grocery store. Its superior to anything a cow can make.
Sorry, my bad. I thought boobs came from milk... I mean moobs from bilk... I mean...
Oh never mind
Go bravely and be wise, and when you awake you will be losing in the last-to-post-wins thread.
Shoveling partially frozen crushed stone is tiring.
I'm beat, but I'm eating chocolate, sitting in front of a warm fire, accompanied by a cat (Lucy Stinknagel), & posting this drivel.....life is good.
I'm beat, but I'm eating chocolate, sitting in front of a warm fire, accompanied by a cat (Lucy Stinknagel), & posting this drivel.....life is good.
I hope it goes well.
Wirey
Fartist
Tha cat needs to get pickier with whom it is seen with.
Great. She must've read your post cuz she left to sit closer to the fire.
Btw, it's scary when a cat jumps upon a hot stove.
Hobbs, not Lucy, did it years ago.
I had a cat which once had a mouse put dynamite in its ears, & then slice into......uh....wait.....that was an Itchy & Scratchy cartoon.
Draka
Wonder Woman
I once had a cat that had recently had a litter. Somehow a bat got in our house and the momma cat caught the bat but didn't kill it. Instead she kept dropping the maimed thing in front of her kittens trying to urge them to "hunt" it as it flailed around on the floor. Only one of the kittens would do so. Kept going after it and if it got too far away then the momma would get it again and drop it back over by her kitten.
Ah...that brings back fond memories of me own childhood.