The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[Revoltingest]

Oh boy! Free snot!

And with sand to enhance the experience!

Btw, it rained cats & dogs here today.
Why?
I caused it.
How?
The weather report I saw said no rain for a week.
So I sprayed glyphosate, which needs 24 hours to be absorbed by the offending plants.
Of course, it began raining within a couple hourse.

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

a couple hourse.

I'm afraid I'm not familiar with that expression...

 

[Revoltingest]

Now the guy who ate the first lobster was brave.

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm afraid I'm not familiar with that expression...

"Hourse" is much like "hours", but there's a silent "e" bringing up the rear.

 

[Wu Wei]

I got a haircut

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

"Hourse" is much like "hours", but there's a silent "e" bringing up the rear.

So, it's a French expression!

 

[Wu Wei]

Did someone say French Expressionism

 

[Revoltingest]

So, it's a French expression!

 

[Draka]

Now the guy who ate the first lobster was brave.

And who decided the best way to cook them was to boil them alive? I mean, really?

 

[Wu Wei]

I have often wondered who it was that one day after seeing an ant crawl by thought...."Hmm, wonder what that would taste like with chocolate on it"

Or who was the first mushroom tester....

 

[Draka]

Chocolate apparently goes on everything. Ants, grasshoppers, raisins, nuts, strawberries, crickets. Heck, there's even chocolate covered bacon. @Revoltingest probably invented that.

 

[Wu Wei]

I have similar thoughts about Fugu.... who was the first to try it and how many tried it until they figured out how thin to cut it so it would not kill people...

 

[Revoltingest]

I have similar thoughts about Fugu.... who was the first to try it and how many tried it until they figured out how thin to cut it so it would not kill people...

Checking Wikipedia, I discovered that there is a non-poisonous farmed variety.
The prevent the fish from contact with bacteria which make the toxin.
I'll pass on that too though.

 

[Revoltingest]

Chocolate apparently goes on everything. Ants, grasshoppers, raisins, nuts, strawberries, crickets. Heck, there's even chocolate covered bacon. @Revoltingest probably invented that.

I eat a lot of bacon, but I'm not involved in the research (baconology).

 

[Wu Wei]

Ludicrous posts seems to be contagious these days.....

I think I should start one.... I'm thinking it should be titled "That idiot Einstein and dumb theory about his relatives" Then all I need to do is load it up with nonsensical, unverified, and totally baseless statements about his incessant theories about his relatives and...VOILA..... I got me a post

 

[Wu Wei]

Checking Wikipedia, I discovered that there is a non-poisonous farmed variety.
The prevent the fish from contact with bacteria which make the toxin.
I'll pass on that too though.

But they didn't have that the first time..... or the many failures that likely followed..... and, for the record, I think I'll pass too

 

[Revoltingest]

But they didn't have that the first time..... or the many failures that likely followed..... and, for the record, I think I'll pass too

Eating a yucky deadly raw fish.....only the Japanese....or the French....or the Scandinavians.

 

[Wu Wei]

Eating a yucky deadly raw fish.....only the Japanese....or the French....or the Scandinavians.

Exactly...You would not see that in China..... they went for scorpions and venomous snakes

 

[turk179]

I have had the same custom title and sig line for years. I have now officially changed them!!!!

Chocolate apparently goes on everything. Ants, grasshoppers, raisins, nuts, strawberries, crickets. Heck, there's even chocolate covered bacon. @Revoltingest probably invented that.

Chocolate cover nuts? Hmmmm

 

[Revoltingest]

I have had the same custom title and sig line for years. I have now officially changed them!!!!
Chocolate cover nuts? Hmmmm