The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[sun rise]

My Iphone won't let me see my emails.
Weird.

It's for your own good. You might react badly if you saw what you were sent.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

So, is this the trophy picture of the pig you slaughtered and ate?

Well, the pig certainly didn't eat @Revoltingest

 

[sun rise]

That was the understudy for the mother-in-law who starred in the Fall and Rise of Reginald Perrin.

 

[sun rise]

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

I'd eat that. Assuming it's cooked. I'm not eating a large tentacle creature raw.

 

[Brickjectivity]

 

[MNoBody]

 

[Revoltingest]

So, is this the trophy picture of the pig you slaughtered and ate?

Dang, everyone is misinterpreting this as about food.
It's supposed to be romantic....walking along a beach
at sunset.

 

[Revoltingest]

It's for your own good. You might react badly if you saw what you were sent.

Emails are tame compared to a text message I once got.
I assume it was an accident.....
A contractor friend sent me a money shot photo.
She's a wonderful person, but attractive only in a
mountain man kind of way.

 

[Stevicus]

Next year's Tucson Rodeo, scheduled in February, has been cancelled. I've lived here for over 40 years, and I never once felt the need to attend the rodeo.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Dang, everyone is misinterpreting this as about food.
It's supposed to be romantic....walking along a beach
at sunset.

Romantic with a pig? Iew! Iew! IEEEWWWW!
Just stick with my serial killer trophy. It sounds better.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Next year's Tucson Rodeo, scheduled in February, has been cancelled. I've lived here for over 40 years, and I never once felt the need to attend the rodeo.

I am still shocked to see those, horse races, amd dog races here. Such evils should perish.

 

[sun rise]

Emails are tame compared to a text message I once got.
I assume it was an accident.....
A contractor friend sent me a money shot photo.
She's a wonderful person, but attractive only in a
mountain man kind of way.

Money shot? I picture of a $100 bill, of course.

 

[Old Scratch]

Very occupied I have been.

 

[Revoltingest]

Money shot? I picture of a $100 bill, of course.

I wish.

 

[sun rise]

I had a very fine nacket a while ago. Or if you prefer another word, nuncheon.

11 Wonderful Old Words for Lunch

 

[Stevicus]

Turkmenistan president erects golden statue of favorite dog breed

Nov. 12 (UPI) -- The president of Turkmenistan honored his favorite breed of dog by erecting a golden canine statue on a pedestal in the country's capital.

President Gurbanguly Berdymukhammedov, whose affection for the Alabai dog breed previously led him to release a book about the breed, unveiled the golden statue in the center of a roundabout in Ashbagat.

That president has a long name, but the dog's name is probably even longer.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Money shot? I picture of a $100 bill, of course.

I stayed close to home driving around today. I actually and surprisingly stayed busy.
But rides don't really get to be over 10 miles, and while the tips always help it wasn't enough to do that well.
So I failed to make one of those bills today. I probably still could, but I don't feel well and as much time as I've down today I should have more than that bill.

 

[sun rise]

If this is not random/miscellaneous nothing is

We Finally Know What a Dinosaur’s Butthole Looks Like

 

[MNoBody]