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The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

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My dad played classic music cd to his cows, he said they enjoyed it.

"Cows exposed to constant music had the lowest stress-related levels of glucocorticoid in their dung,” she explains. “They were noticeably calmer when being milked, which is generally a stressful time of the day because of all the activity.”

Up to two litres more milk per milking session were obtained from the cows when they were constantly surrounded by music all day and night"

 

Stevicus

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The last K-Mart in America has closed.

So, is this like the Last Samurai, the Last Starfighter, the Last Picture Show?

Future generations will never know what a blue-light special is.

"Attention K-mart shoppers, there is a blue light special in the jockstrap department." -Beavis
 

sun rise

The world is on fire
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"Cows exposed to constant music had the lowest stress-related levels of glucocorticoid in their dung,” she explains. “They were noticeably calmer when being milked, which is generally a stressful time of the day because of all the activity.”

Up to two litres more milk per milking session were obtained from the cows when they were constantly surrounded by music all day and night"

I can believe that for classical music. But I'd bet that heavy metal would have the opposite effect.
 

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Grumpy again, grumpy again, grumpy owe!
And when the story takes a twist
If folds like a contortionist
Slight of hand and quick exchange
 

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Did an incredibly scientific study and here are the results...the study was about pickup truck drives in 8 states...ok it was actually 4 states, but I was in each one twice
GMC Pickup truck owners follow the speed limit
Chevy Pickup truck drivers, about 50% follow the speed limit
Ford Pickup truck drivers 90% of them tend to speed
Dodge pickup truck drivers are all just plain nuts and speed all the time....
I did not include foreign car companies..... maybe next time
 

JustGeorge

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Did an incredibly scientific study and here are the results...the study was about pickup truck drives in 8 states...ok it was actually 4 states, but I was in each one twice
GMC Pickup truck owners follow the speed limit
Chevy Pickup truck drivers, about 50% follow the speed limit
Ford Pickup truck drivers 90% of them tend to speed
Dodge pickup truck drivers are all just plain nuts and speed all the time....
I did not include foreign car companies..... maybe next time
We talked about collecting data today and recorded all the different brands of cars parked on the road.
 

Stevicus

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Did an incredibly scientific study and here are the results...the study was about pickup truck drives in 8 states...ok it was actually 4 states, but I was in each one twice
GMC Pickup truck owners follow the speed limit
Chevy Pickup truck drivers, about 50% follow the speed limit
Ford Pickup truck drivers 90% of them tend to speed
Dodge pickup truck drivers are all just plain nuts and speed all the time....
I did not include foreign car companies..... maybe next time

What about Edsel drivers?
 

Stevicus

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