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The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread!

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whereismynotecard

Treasure Hunter
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These are the boots I bought today.

Do you love them?
 

stacey bo bacey

oh no you di'int
Occasionally I get this awful feeling. It's like confusion, frustration, fear, anger...

I don't want or need medication. I think it's just part of being human. I can't wrap my head around life and the fact that I only have one and I won't ever get another one and why I'm me and why I wasn't dealt a different hand.

The feelings overwhelm me. I know what feeling sorry for myself is like and this isn't it. And I can't do anything to make me calm. I don't want music, I don't want to talk.

So I'm going to lay down and try to sleep. This is awful.

Sorry for the weirdness. Night.
 

Quagmire

Imaginary talking monkey
Staff member
Premium Member
Warning: DO NOT USE WATERLESS HANDCLEANER AND THEN EAT SOMETHING WITH YOUR HANDS. YOU WILL REGRET IT. (i feel like i just drunk a bottle of perfume).
 

darkendless

Guardian of Asgaard
Warning: DO NOT USE WATERLESS HANDCLEANER AND THEN EAT SOMETHING WITH YOUR HANDS. YOU WILL REGRET IT. (i feel like i just drunk a bottle of perfume).

:confused: Waterless handcleaner....... i didn't know it existed.

I swear i got high at work last night, i bleached the floors, it all went to my head :yes:
 

Quagmire

Imaginary talking monkey
Staff member
Premium Member
:confused: Waterless handcleaner....... i didn't know it existed.

It shouldn't. :no:

I swear i got high at work last night, i bleached the floors, it all went to my head :yes:

Clears out your sinuses though don't it? I hate working with chemicals. I figure I only have so many brain cells I can afford to destroy and I'd like some say about what I spend those on.
 

darkendless

Guardian of Asgaard
It shouldn't. :no:

Clears out your sinuses though don't it? I hate working with chemicals. I figure I only have so many brain cells I can afford to destroy and I'd like some say about what I spend those on.

I cant imagine how they would make handcleaner without water :confused:

Yeh it does, i had a nice unblocked nose:) It was worth the head spin, store looks fantastic and i get alcoholic beverages for my work :)
 

Scruffitude

Scruffy Nerf Herder
I went to get an ice cream at Foster's Freeze where this poor pit bull was chained up. Poor thing got tangled in its chain so I went to help it. The owner told me to back the F-word off and threatened to kick my butt if I didn't mind my own business. I had to get in my car and drive away, but if there was ever a time I wish I had my cell phone...
 

darkendless

Guardian of Asgaard
all it says is "Active ingrediants; 62% alcohol". doesn't say what the other 38%

Whatever it is it tastes lousy.


Are they hiring?

Thats strange. Surely there would be a bit of water because otherwise i dont think you could spread it on your hands without some kind of scoop :yes:

They are suprisingly. The perks:
1) you get high for free on the job
2) alcohol for getting high and "cleaning"
3) you get to relax for about 3 hours a shift because no one wants subway at night :)

Wow, i don't even do such fantastic sales pitches when people ask for a job when im working :cool:
 
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