The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread!

[darkendless]

I won $200 on blackjack last night, wooo

 

[Scruffitude]

I was once $500 up in Blackjack the first time I went to Vegas (many moons ago). But I didn't know when to hold 'em and know when to fold 'em, nor did I know when to walk away, or know when to run.

 

[darkendless]

I was once $500 up in Blackjack the first time I went to Vegas (many moons ago). But I didn't know when to hold 'em and know when to fold 'em, nor did I know when to walk away, or know when to run.

I always cash my chips every time i go up $50 so that way i don't get tempted. There were American guys betting next to me at $1000 a hand. Rediculous

 

[Sunstone]

Thinking makes me sleepy.

 

[texan1]

Thinking makes me sleepy.

It might be all those hot dogs making you tired.

 

[Elessar]

Stephen Colbert is the greatest.

 

[stacey bo bacey]

Stephen Colbert is the greatest.

I want to marry Stephen Colbert.

 

[Scruffitude]

I have my heart set on Kari Byron. But she's already married. What to do?

Um...

Ignore this post. :run:

 

[stacey bo bacey]

I have my heart set on Kari Byron. But she's already married. What to do?

Um...

Ignore this post. :run:

:drool: She is so effing SMART and HOT.

 

[stacey bo bacey]

I miss when I was a kid and my parents would order Little Caesar pizza and I would get a toy. Also, that plastic thing they put in the middle of their pizzas......

 

[Scruffitude]

When I was a kid, I was so into this cheesy movie called Tron and I could've sworn they sold a mat with a glow-in-the-dark grid on it to play with your light cycles on.

And I'm just going to pretend I didn't just post that.

 

[TurkeyOnRye]

I want to marry Stephen Colbert.

We were engaged to be married in California, but so much for that idea...

 

[whereismynotecard]

I miss when I was a kid and my parents would order Little Caesar pizza and I would get a toy. Also, that plastic thing they put in the middle of their pizzas......

I loved those plastic things...

 

[whereismynotecard]

That popping sound was my shoulder. Don't be allarmed. It wasn't broken.

My car door attacked me today.

 

[cardero]

Forgot to bring in my (comfy) office chair to the tolls and now I am forced to sit on this uncomfortable cold metal stool. My legs keep falling asleep, my hiney hurts and I am all bent over trying to type this.

 

[whereismynotecard]

If I could get a piece of blueberry pie right now, I would.

I would be willing to kill someone for it. Seriously. I would murder them. Unless it was someone I liked. I would murder someone I don't much care for if it meant I would get pie though. Holy ****... I want blueberry pie so much right now.

 

[whereismynotecard]

****!! I would murder someone for this:

******* yummy!!

 

[whereismynotecard]

OH MY GOD!!

 

[whereismynotecard]

 

[whereismynotecard]

Who only puts that much cool whip on there?

I put have of the mother ******* container on mine. **** yeah!!