The RF Beauty Pageant! Swimsuit Competition First!

[Revoltingest]

It's about time that we decided who is the most beautiful RF poster!

Wirey, 4consideration, Quagmire & I have volunteered to judge you.
(RF required that this committee be 50% RF staff.)
We promise to be capricious, incompetent, unfair & susceptible to bribes.

There will be 3 components to this contest:
- Swimsuit
- Talent
- Question & Answer

You may be any gender, have any appearance, & pretend any talent.
Since this is the internet, we're on the honor system that what you post
is what you want to post.

This initial thread is about the swimsuit competition.
Now, all contestants should post pix, videos or animated GIFs!

 

[Wirey]

Talent? I see a problem in our future.

 

[Revoltingest]

"Talent" is a very broad term.
It could include:
- Juggling
- Poetry
- Beer appreciation
- Twerking
- Solving differential equations
- Motorboating
- Creative writing
- Bird calls

All we need do is rank the quality of whatever talent we see.

Hint:
Doing bird calls while twerking would likely clinch a talent win.

 

[Iti oj]

I need time to prepare.

 

[Wirey]

I do bird calls! Watch!

Hey! Bird!

 

[Revoltingest]

I do bird calls! Watch!

Hey! Bird!

Ahem!
This is currently the swimsuit competition.

 

[Wirey]

Ahem!
This is currently the swimsuit competition.

Sorry.

Hey! Bird! Put on a bikini!

 

[Buttercup]

Is taking a nap a talent?

 

[Revoltingest]

Is taking a nap a talent?

Yes, but you better be wearing a swimsuit while doing it....with pix.

 

[Revoltingest]

Sigh....no one is taking this phase of the competition as seriously as I want.
I'll get the ball rolling with an example of swim suitery....

 

[Brickjectivity]

What about insulting other's intelligence? Could that be a category?

 

[Revoltingest]

What about insulting other's intelligence? Could that be a category?

That would fall under "talent".

 

[dantech]

Is this what turns you on?

 

[4consideration]

Is taking a nap a talent?

Yes. But...you have stiff competition in this category.

 

[4consideration]

Sigh....no one is taking this phase of the competition as seriously as I want.
I'll get the ball rolling with an example of swim suitery....

Excellent. Thank you, Revoltingest...and might I add, you look lovely in pink.

 

[Revoltingest]

Excellent. Thank you, Revoltingest...and might I add, you look lovely in pink.

Oh, please....does anyone think I'd really be able to work that outfit?
No, she's just an example to strive for.

 

[Revoltingest]

Is this what turns you on?

And we have our first real contestant!

Please tell us about yourself.

 

[dantech]

And we have our first real contestant!

Please tell us about yourself.

I was born in 1952. By the 70s, I was sporting the latest trend in haircuts, which really means: I let it grow. They would call me the Hippie!
We were so hip back then, my friends did all the drugs in the world. Of course I'm being a hippocrite, I took them too, with my hippodermic needle.
My favorite music nowadays is Hip-Hop. I listen to it on my Hi-Pod.
Hippothetically speaking, I'd love to be a doctor. I'd have to take the hippocratic oath, and I'd heal all the hippochndriacs. I heard you could make people believe anything with hipponotism. I should give that a try. Maybe I could cure hippothermia that way.

 

[Revoltingest]

Thank you!

Ready for the next contestant.

 

[Scott C.]

Sigh....no one is taking this phase of the competition as seriously as I want.
I'll get the ball rolling with an example of swim suitery....

Maybe you should be more bold and call out whoever it is that you are hoping to see in that bathing suit.