The say something crazy thread.

[Silver]

Say something crazy. Go-on.

 

[MysticSang'ha]

I garden in my underwear.

 

[9-10ths_Penguin]

Esquilax!

I garden in my underwear.

So that's where you put your planter!

 

[MysticSang'ha]

Esquilax!


So that's where you put your planter!

Now that's bat-**** crazy.

Penguins don't really swim. They just make the water move past them really fast with their Jedi knowledge of the Force.

 

[ChristineES]

Bees aren't supposed to be able to fly, and it is a good thing no one ever told that to the bees.

 

[9-10ths_Penguin]

Bees aren't supposed to be able to fly, and it is a good thing no one ever told that to the bees.

Bees don't fly; they swim.

 

[ChristineES]

Bees don't fly; they swim.

And penguins don't swim- they fly underwater.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

Your life isn't the government's fault.

 

[Willamena]

Something crazy.

:yes:

 

[Quagmire]

You're not really reading this.

 

[England my lionheart]

How many Bananas on a bunch of Grapes and if it took a Man 10 days to walk an inch what colour shoes was he wearing

 

[Marble]

orange. definetally.

 

[chinu]

Crazy for, being crazy for love for crazy.

_/\_
Chinu

 

[Wombat]

Since I lost my pendulum, my life is all erratic.
The parrot, which was cordial, is now transmitting static.
The carpet died, a palm collapsed, the cat keeps doing poo.
The only thing that keeps me sane is talking to my shoe.

Michael Leunig..

 

[BeckyRose1998]

My bestfriends, Maddie and Allanis (both girls) are married.

 

[Wombat]

My bestfriends, Maddie and Allanis (both girls) are married.

Hey!......You're cheating.....that aint 'crazy'!

 

[Rakhel]

eggs.

 

[Marble]

flabbergasted

 

[Kathryn]

It was on fire when I laid down on it.

 

[No Good Boyo]

my hovercraft is full of jelly. Happens every time I want to take the giraffe ice skating.