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The Universalist Approach To Atheism

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
What's a god?
Any being who can create a burrito to hot for even it to eat.
Wait....humans can do that.
Any being portrayed with 5 fingers per hand on The Simpsons.
(Mere mortals have only 3 fingers & a thumb.)
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Note that this makes Zeus a mere poser.
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Stevicus

Veteran Member
Staff member
Premium Member
I don't really believe in Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration, but I might slip during critical moments.

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Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
I don't believe in the god Zyx, which I just made up for this post.
I'll add it to my list of disbeliefs.

Ya know, I recall arguments here on RF that atheism
is unreasonable because ya canna disbelieve a god
you've never heard of. This thread proves otherwise.
 

Nakosis

Non-Binary Physicalist
Premium Member
I don't believe in a vast array of gods...any of'm....even as yet undiscovered gods.
Which gods don't you believe in?

I suppose I don't believe in Gods that have anything to do with the human race.
Such are not apparent nor necessary to explain anything.
 

Father Heathen

Veteran Member
I'll add it to my list of disbeliefs.

Ya know, I recall arguments here on RF that atheism
is unreasonable because ya canna disbelieve a god
you've never heard of. This thread proves otherwise.
By that logic we believe in the gods we haven't heard off. How does that work?
 

Polymath257

Think & Care
Staff member
Premium Member
I don't know how to define the word 'god' in a way that encompasses everything people have assigned to it.

I don't believe in a supernatural. So I don't believe in any deities that are supernatural.

I don't believe the universe as a whole has a personality. So, while you can identify the universe with god, it doesn't carry the meaning usually associated with the term.

Some people say the sun is a god. And I do believe in the sun. I don't worship it, though.

George Carlin said he worshiped Joe Pesci. I don't.
 

Estro Felino

Believer in free will
Premium Member
I don't believe in the marriage between god Savory with goddess Sweetness.
So..no pineapple pizza, no melon and ham.
No honey and bacon.:p
 

PureX

Veteran Member
Atheists are such trolls. "Whatever God you believe in I don't believe in it!"

Like anyone cares.

But that's the point, isn't it: trolling for someone foolish enough to care that you don't believe as they do. Just so you can oppose them.
 
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