Yesterday I was driving back home in my old pickup truck when I noticed
that the local Ford Dealership was offering deals on their new F-150
pickup.
I pulled into the dealership and was delighted to be approached by a nice
looking, well-built sales lady, probably in her mid 30’s.
She was dressed in a fairly short skirt and a silk blouse that showed just
the right amount of cleavage.
She wore a lapel pin saying “Hillary for President”.
I inquired about a test drive and the sales lady said: “Of course, but I
have to go with you.”
“What fun”, I thought to myself.
As I drove out of the dealership, with the young lady beside me, she began
describing the truck and all its "wonderful" options.
She explained that the seats directed warm air to your butt in the winter
and cool air in the summer.
Feeling like teasing with her-- I mentioned that this must be a “Trump
truck”.
Looking a bit perplexed, she asked why I thought it was a Trump truck.
I explained that if it were a Hillary truck, the seats would just blow
smoke up your *** all year-round.
I really didn’t mind the mile-and-a-half walk back to the dealership.
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