Theists Could Not Answer This Question!

[Sunstone]

What is the color and cut of your deity's knickers?

If you say something like, "Black, lacy French-cut", then how do you know? Have you ever been there?

If you say something like, "My deity doesn't wear knickers", then how do you know? Are you professing to know all there is to know about your deity? Have you ever been there?

Truth is based on observation. If you haven't observed it, you can't be sure it's true -- you can only take it on blind faith your deity doesn't wear knickers, or that your deity's knickers are black, lacy, French-cuts.

So, theists, what is the color and cut of your deity's knickers?

 

[Skwim]

A far better OP than your last one.

Just sayin'

 

[Thana]

Eh, My God has shown preference to zee loincloth so I'm going to go with that answer

 

[RFForumMember]

Not as crazy a question as it sounds. This does highlight the audacity of most religious people assuming far more knowledge then is out there. Obviously Godly Green. That said Isis would pwn Yhwh. (I think she wore clear)

 

[DreadFish]

What is the color and cut of your deity's knickers?

If you say something like, "Black, lacy French-cut", then how do you know? Have you ever been there?

If you say something like, "My deity doesn't wear knickers", then how do you know? Are you professing to know all there is to know about your deity? Have you ever been there?

Truth is based on observation. If you haven't observed it, you can't be sure it's true -- you can only take it on blind faith your deity doesn't wear knickers, or that your deity's knickers are black, lacy, French-cuts.

So, theists, what is the color and cut of your deity's knickers?

While I see what you're getting at, I think that questioning the color and cut of a deity's knickers is functioning from an improper premise.

Rather, I propose that we should be questioning is the cut of his jib.

 

[RFForumMember]

While I see what you're getting at, I think that questioning the color and cut of a deity's knickers is functioning from an improper premise.

Rather, I propose that we should be questioning is the cut of his jib.

His eh? So is he circumcised? Who performed such a miraculous operation?

 

[Runewolf1973]

Like it says in the Bible. God made man in His own image.... Man's original image was butt naked! LOL.

 

[Brickjectivity]

I don't know, but you shouldn't say 'Knickers'. Say Underwear like a proper Uhmerican.

 

[zenzero]

Friend Sunstone,

Theists Could Not Answer This Question!
What is the color and cut of your deity's knickers?

If you say something like, "Black, lacy French-cut", then how do you know? Have you ever been there?

If you say something like, "My deity doesn't wear knickers", then how do you know? Are you professing to know all there is to know about your deity? Have you ever been there?

Truth is based on observation. If you haven't observed it, you can't be sure it's true -- you can only take it on blind faith your deity doesn't wear knickers, or that your deity's knickers are black, lacy, French-cuts.

So, theists, what is the color and cut of your deity's knickers?

You are asking theists to answer when you have already found that they could not answer it. what is the point??
Personally [agnost] am comfortable in shorts while at home and no knickers; what others do or what deities wear depends on who dresses them.

Love & rgds

 

[Sunstone]

A far better OP than your last one.

Just sayin'

I see you're a sore loser on top of everything else. What a surprise!

 

[DreadFish]

Friend Sunstone,



... what others do or what deities wear depends on who dresses them.

Love & rgds

Exactly! And who dresses the deity?

 

[zenzero]

Friend DreadFish,

Exactly! And who dresses the deity?

Not me, remember am an 'agnostic'.

Love & rgds

 

[chinu]

What is the color and cut of your deity's knickers?

Its wet and hanging in his backyard for drying. So you have to wait until it get dry and ironing

 

[John Doe]

What is the color and cut of your deity's knickers?

This was a seriously debated subject amongst lamas some centuries back. True. I can't remember which century though.

I was told this by a lama, who found it very amusing. When the Tibetan buddhist iconography was being developed, it had to be decided how to represent the deity and his consort in the yab yum position. The debates went on for years. You must remember that 40% of Tibet's oat crop was used to make chang (beer) for the monasteries.

Lots of examples here ... https://www.google.com.au/search?q=yab+yum&rlz=1C1CHWA_enAU565AU565&es_sm=93&tbm=isch&imgil=y8PibfM2Lm319M%253A%253Bhttps%253A%252F%252Fencrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com%252Fimages%253Fq%253Dtbn%253AANd9GcTiycNIqOXNB_4I5edaWpan56O0yQJU0D-OCgB2pGd9TNtwy7sAXw%253B357%253B478%253BTAc49rt8p_lpdM%253Bhttp%25253A%25252F%25252Fwww.dorjeshugden.com%25252Fforum%25252Findex.php%25253Ftopic%2525253D2568.0&source=iu&usg=__iHgMmnc54taLmxQjgJopvSU46tM%3D&sa=X&ei=Vk5fU_64BOvb8gG0hYHgDQ&ved=0CC0Q9QEwAA#facrc=_&imgdii=_&imgrc=y8PibfM2Lm319M%253A%3BTAc49rt8p_lpdM%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fvitalcoaching.com%252Fimages%252Fyabyum9.jpg%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fwww.dorjeshugden.com%252Fforum%252Findex.php%253Ftopic%253D2568.0%3B357%3B478

Spoiler: yab yum