There are No Errors in Erotic Dance

[Sunstone]

There are no errors in erotic dance -- just happy accidents.

Prove me wrong and I'll convert. Well, maybe. Aw, probably not.

Here is the sacred video:

Spoiler: Felix Crane's Sacred Pole Dance

 

[Sunstone]

Oh there is one big error one can have the misfortune of viewing.

You don't understand! I've suffered for my religion. Like the time I woke up the morning after a night of religious services with bruises from the club bouncers all over my body and a lady's g-string inexplicably stuck in my teeth.

 

[sun rise]

You don't understand! I've suffered for my religion. Like the time I woke up the morning after a night of religious services with bruises from the club bouncers all over my body and a lady's g-string inexplicably stuck in my teeth.

I could court trouble by asking how you were certain it was not a men's g-string, but I won't.

 

[atanu]

There are no errors in erotic dance -- just happy accidents.

Prove me wrong and I'll convert. Well, maybe. Aw, probably not.

Here is the sacred video:

Spoiler: Felix Crane's Sacred Pole Dance

There are fatal errors. One requires more and more support of religion as one ages. But is this religion suitable for uncles like Sunstone or me?

 

[Thief]

Anastasia Solokova

no errors

 

[Thief]

You don't understand! I've suffered for my religion. Like the time I woke up the morning after a night of religious services with bruises from the club bouncers all over my body and a lady's g-string inexplicably stuck in my teeth.

sometimes you get what you pray for

 

[Subhankar Zac]

So, how does one convert to this religion?
Are male erotic dances available too?

 

[Smart_Guy]

Erotic dancing? EWWW!

I don't want dancing, I want the real stuff

 

[Rival]

The error is the price.

I cost far too much for anyone on here to afford.

 

[Ingledsva]

We need some Goddess Dance.

 

[Onoma]

 

[Rival]

That's @Sunstone clapping in the audience.

 

[Ingledsva]

So, how does one convert to this religion?
Are male erotic dances available too?

Yep!