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There should be no atheists!

Would there be atheists if I were God?

  • I doubt it!

    Votes: 2 14.3%
  • I'm guessing there would be

    Votes: 6 42.9%
  • Far FAR less than what we currently have, if Spiderman were God!

    Votes: 6 42.9%

  • Total voters
    14

Spiderman

Veteran Member
So a made up religion for you to stand on and insult other religions not hearing any of the teachings but only using your insults.

Ill show you. Shintoism is the most dangerous religion in the whole world because it teaches genocide, mass murder in mass scale, and suicide all over the place. And nothing you say will even touch up the large holes in it. No one needs to listen to your whitewashing just like you do unto others. ;)

Its a murderous religion.
What I said about Islamic regimes oppressing hundreds of millions of people in our world, and bigotry + calls to violence + graphic tortures and mutilations in the Quran is actually stating an undeniable fact!

I would identify as Shinto , because I sought a Dogmaless Religion, where I could follow my conscience, where people have no reason to fight religious wars , or persecute other people, based on Doctrinal differences.

Shinto actually meets that description, with a purity of not having an infallible sacred text, a Religion that dates long before Christ (without adding Scriptures or Doctrine), and we don't know who founded Shinto, so no one can argue over what the founder of the Religion actually said.

And currently there is NOT a single Shinto Theocracy oppressing people for religious reasons.


There has not been in the 21st century! Islam has plenty, and anyone with an ounce of charity in their heart, should speak up about the hate and bigotry coming from those regimes, hurting hundreds of millions of people in the 21st century, and ruining many lives.

I actually qualify as Shinto, because my traditions are Shinto, and what I believe in, and prayers to the Kami, is undeniably irrefutably Shinto!

I present to you basic facts! You deny them. And then you present obvious proven lies and falsehoods! Terrible idea! Do you ever get tired of appearing completely incomplete and incompetent in a debate with me??o_O
 

Spiderman

Veteran Member
Now that IS cool ─ very cool.

Where do I sign?
No where really!

Just have faith that the Island Archipelago girls love you, others up there love you, follow your conscience, you have my blessings ;) , and undoubtedly, holding your self to high moral standards, virtue, following the golden rule, doing as your conscience dictates, being noble minded...it shall lead you to eternal euphoria, lots of goodies in your medicine cabinet, intoxicating beverages in other cabinets, intoxicants growing from the ground, comedians (even Queens of dark humor if that is your deal), eternity of fun, amusement, and pleasure, new surprises, much excitement, that gets better each day, as you evolve into a greater God! :innocent:

I have most benevolent plans and ideas in store for people with any ounce of charity, goodness, virtue, and human decency. The powers that be have informed me that they will outdo me in generosity, in time!

We are in a holy contest actually, to see whose plans and ideas are more generous, merciful, and make the most people happy in the end! I don't think I will win in the end! ;)

Sadly, Divine providence wills we suffer briefly :(. But this time on earth isn't our home, and a very short journey, where suffering can be a teacher, and we feel separated from what is Divine and supernatural! All of us experience that moment on the cross where we shout "Father, why hast thou forsaken (abandoned) me"!

Just listen to your heart, follow your conscience, be the best version of yourself! You shall have your reward! :)
 

firedragon

Veteran Member
What I said about Islamic regimes oppressing hundreds of millions of people in our world, and bigotry + calls to violence + graphic tortures and mutilations in the Quran is actually stating an undeniable fact!

I would identify as Shinto , because I sought a Dogmaless Religion, where I could follow my conscience, where people have no reason to fight religious wars , or persecute other people, based on Doctrinal differences.

Shinto actually meets that description, with a purity of not having an infallible sacred text, a Religion that dates long before Christ (without adding Scriptures or Doctrine), and we don't know who founded Shinto, so no one can argue over what the founder of the Religion actually said.

And currently there is NOT a single Shinto Theocracy oppressing people for religious reasons.


There has not been in the 21st century! Islam has plenty, and anyone with an ounce of charity in their heart, should speak up about the hate and bigotry coming from those regimes, hurting hundreds of millions of people in the 21st century, and ruining many lives.

I actually qualify as Shinto, because my traditions are Shinto, and what I believe in, and prayers to the Kami, is undeniably irrefutably Shinto!

I present to you basic facts! You deny them. And then you present obvious proven lies and falsehoods! Terrible idea! Do you ever get tired of appearing completely incomplete and incompetent in a debate with me??o_O

Yeah. But shintoism being such an old religion has inspired a lot of genocide and suicide. I am using your own methods. Most religions in the world are never as murderous as Shintoism. You can try all you want to talk about regimes and people and all kinds fallacious arguments about people with such poor knowledge, but you cannot escape the fact the Shintoism is the most genocidal religion inspiring suicide as well in the world.

That is why I think you have to insult other religions to feel a bit better.
 

Spiderman

Veteran Member
Yeah. But shintoism being such an old religion has inspired a lot of genocide and suicide. I am using your own methods. Most religions in the world are never as murderous as Shintoism. You can try all you want to talk about regimes and people and all kinds fallacious arguments about people with such poor knowledge, but you cannot escape the fact the Shintoism is the most genocidal religion inspiring suicide as well in the world.

That is why I think you have to insult other religions to feel a bit better.
And you fail to present one Shinto Doctrine or teaching promoting genocide or murder! The Quran contains what I said it contains! You lost the argument big time mate! ;)
 

firedragon

Veteran Member
And you fail to present one Shinto Doctrine or teaching promoting genocide or murder! The Quran contains what I said it contains! You lost the argument big time mate! ;)

I dont have to give doctrine. I am only following your own method. I will not hear you mate. I head Shinto scripture, and it is absolutely genocidal, promotes suicide, murder and killing unlike any other scripture I have ever read in my life.

So you creating your own religion calling it Shintoism is just bogus. Read up. Read your own scripture.

Shintoism is the most dangerous religion in the whole world. Just that you want to be a nice guy so you dont follow it.
 

Spiderman

Veteran Member
I dont have to give doctrine. I am only following your own method. I will not hear you mate. I head Shinto scripture, and it is absolutely genocidal, promotes suicide, murder and killing unlike any other scripture I have ever read in my life.

So you creating your own religion calling it Shintoism is just bogus. Read up. Read your own scripture.

Shintoism is the most dangerous religion in the whole world. Just that you want to be a nice guy so you dont follow it.
WHAT YOU SAY IS A TOTAL LIE! YOU NEVER READ SHINTO SCRIPTURES!

THERE ARE NO INERRANT SHINTO SCRIPTURES! PLEASE QUIT LYING PATHOLOGICALLY AND MAKING THINGS UP TO DAMAGE YOUR CREDIBILITY! YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT SHINTO!
 

firedragon

Veteran Member
WHAT YOU SAY IS A TOTAL LIE! YOU NEVER READ SHINTO SCRIPTURES!

Maybe you never read the Qur'an, as obvious as can be, and cherry pick and cut and paste to spread your hatred, but dont think others are as low level as you are. Maybe others read more than you.

Shintoism is the most murderous, genocidal religion in the world. It begins with it. Carries out with it. And promotes suicide.

Read up. ;)
 

John D. Brey

Well-Known Member
If God actually did his job as a Father, friend, and Shepherd, HUGE atheist regimes like the Soviet Union wouldn't rise, and there would NOT be atheists. Every one would be A Theist!

This much is obvious!

Were I God, people would see my face and hear my voice!

What percentage of the world population would NOT BELIEVE IN ME??

I think we can all agree that there is a poster at this website named spiderman. Some of you have seen my Spider YouTubes and can verify I'm the guy in the avatar.

Some might disagree as to how ugly I am , but I think we can all agree that I exist.

The same would be true if I were God. You could see my ugly face and hear my words, because I would want all souls to believe in me and avoid being tossed into a lake of fire.

Each soul has one short life on this earth, and God is love, so I want you all in heaven with me.

So, rationally, using common friggin sense and reason, I would show you my face, send you emails and YouTube's, appear to you, have a Divine Twitter account as well, and being omnipresent, I would appear to everyone, and speak to them.

Who would not believe in me??

How many atheists would there be in our world if I were God??

Therefore, God is the reason for Atheism, God is at fault for Atheism!

It is a DIRECT consequence of what he did and continues to fail to do!!

But I love you lord! I just don't like your choices! Blessed be God forever!

Choose the best answer in the poll!

If you're God, and you love everyone and want them all to love you and share your happy wonderful kingdom, and you assume it's just common sense that everyone would want to live in your glorious kingdom, then what might you do to the person, whom, for whatever reason, doesn't like you one little bit, nor want to live in your Disneyland heaven (where the Backstreet Boys play nightly)?

Would you treat them the same as everyone else, or would you send them to the Soviet Union to live under some Andropov or Vladimir who would torture them in his gulag?

What if you said, "I'll just threaten them with living in the Soviet Union and they will surely learn to love me"? But what if they don't. And what if to get away from you they all, tons of them, move to the Soviet Union on their own and demonize that city of a thousand lights on the hill? What if they like Marilyn Manson more than the Backstreet Boys?

What if you became like that commode Commodus in Gladiator: "I would slaughter the whole world if they would only love me!":mad:



John
 
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Spiderman

Veteran Member
If you're God, and you love everyone and want them all to love you and share your happy wonderful kingdom, and you assume it's just common sense that everyone would want to live in your glorious kingdom, then what might you do to the person, whom, for whatever reason, doesn't like you one little bit, nor want to live in your Disneyland heaven (where the Backstreet Boys play nightly)?

Would you treat them the same as everyone else, or would you send them to the Soviet Union to live under some Andropov or Vladimir who would torture them in his gulag?

What if you said, "I'll just threaten them with living in the Soviet Union and they will surely learn to love me"? But what if they don't. And what if to get away from you they all, tons of them, move to the Soviet Union on their own and demonize that city of a thousand lights on the hill? What if they like Marilyn Manson more than the Backstreet Boys?

What if you became like that commode Commodus in Gladiator: "I would slaughter the whole world if they would only love me!":mad:



John
I already thought about what I would do when I become God. I'm going to create an island archipelago east of my kingdom where nobody has to see me or worship me.

Different Islands suit different people's ideas of what Heaven would be, staffed by Shinto Sun goddesses, Island girls of light, whose bodies put off rays of sunshine rich in vitamins (and antidepressants) who are most sweet and generous, for making dreams come true, and plant life grow, but nobody actually has to worship them.

What gives the greatest euphoria and delight to each person, each person gets, and they don't have to worship me or like me, or see me , hear me, or anything like that.

If they invoke me or they want to migrate to my kingdom, I will be there for them instantly.

Gradually, people will evolve into the first degrees of beauty , power , Glory, perfection , and dreams come true for each individual.

I would also bring Heaven to Hell , with Queens of dark humor, goddesses of intoxication, and everything that could delight every soul there as well.

For Demons and damned souls, whose only delight is in raping and murdering women, I would anoint comfort women missionaries, who preach a different Gospel, go door to door like Jehovah's witnesses, find it absolutely euphoric getting raped and murdered, especially the part where their soul separates from their body and then they resurrect for round two.

But through love, the missionary tries to turn the monster, into a noble-minded, benevolent creature. The missionary feels no pain, only delight.

This way the demons and the most depraved damn souls are eternally happy, as well as everyone.

It would then create a Heaven and hell axis (alliance) of power, where both kingdoms work together, and both kingdoms work on building a better earth, and everybody gets rewarded, including the underworld.

I hope that helps! It is far more generous than what we currently have! ;)
 

blü 2

Veteran Member
Premium Member
No where really!

Just have faith that the Island Archipelago girls love you, others up there love you, follow your conscience, you have my blessings ;) , and undoubtedly, holding your self to high moral standards, virtue, following the golden rule, doing as your conscience dictates, being noble minded...it shall lead you to eternal euphoria, lots of goodies in your medicine cabinet, intoxicating beverages in other cabinets, intoxicants growing from the ground, comedians (even Queens of dark humor if that is your deal), eternity of fun, amusement, and pleasure, new surprises, much excitement, that gets better each day, as you evolve into a greater God! :innocent:

I have most benevolent plans and ideas in store for people with any ounce of charity, goodness, virtue, and human decency. The powers that be have informed me that they will outdo me in generosity, in time!

We are in a holy contest actually, to see whose plans and ideas are more generous, merciful, and make the most people happy in the end! I don't think I will win in the end! ;)

Sadly, Divine providence wills we suffer briefly :(. But this time on earth isn't our home, and a very short journey, where suffering can be a teacher, and we feel separated from what is Divine and supernatural! All of us experience that moment on the cross where we shout "Father, why hast thou forsaken (abandoned) me"!

Just listen to your heart, follow your conscience, be the best version of yourself! You shall have your reward! :)
I'll drink to that!

A double of your best Talisker with a dash of water, thanks.
 

fantome profane

Anti-Woke = Anti-Justice
Premium Member
If God actually did his job as a Father, friend, and Shepherd, HUGE atheist regimes like the Soviet Union wouldn't rise,
Great, but would there still theocratic nations that oppress and kill their own people and threaten others. What is the difference between a violent oppressive atheistic regime and a violent oppressive theistic regime.

If there is a God I would hope he is more concerned about important things that whether of not humans believe he exists.
 

Spiderman

Veteran Member
Great, but would there still theocratic nations that oppress and kill their own people and threaten others. What is the difference between a violent oppressive atheistic regime and a violent oppressive theistic regime.

If there is a God I would hope he is more concerned about important things that whether of not humans believe he exists.
There would be only justice. No oppression. No one has to believe in or worship me. Everyone is euphoric, delighted, amused, hysterical laughter, maddening joy, surprises, all are intoxicated, blissful, and entertained!
 

Spiderman

Veteran Member
So there would be atheists.
I would ask them if they wanted my help or to hear me.

If they said "go away".

I would say, "if you change your mind at anytime, call out to me, and I will help you, provided you are not asking me to make other people miserable, and you are not trying to do harm to others.

I'll give you all you request otherwise. But I won't talk to you or show myself, if you ask me to stop".

Then, leave them alone.

How many atheists would there be under those circumstances??
 

John D. Brey

Well-Known Member
I already thought about what I would do when I become God. I'm going to create an island archipelago east of my kingdom where nobody has to see me or worship me.

Different Islands suit different people's ideas of what Heaven would be, staffed by Shinto Sun goddesses, Island girls of light, whose bodies put off rays of sunshine rich in vitamins (and antidepressants) who are most sweet and generous, for making dreams come true, and plant life grow, but nobody actually has to worship them.

What if the kind of dreams these island girls create dampens the whole island so that everyone just sleeps all day deepening the sogginess of their (your) woke world?

What if someone on sleep island wants to take their woke ideas to a less liberal island and shove them down the throats of the Fox-y bigots that live there? Are you going put your fist down and say, "Hey you woke BLMer. . . get yer arse back to ghetto island!"

Yer gonna end up the back end of Trump in the afterlife?

What gives the greatest euphoria and delight to each person, each person gets, and they don't have to worship me or like me, or see me , hear me, or anything like that.

What if their desires conflict with bigoted Victorian morality; say they're Chomos? How are you going to weigh out the desires of some, against the rights of others?

If they invoke me or they want to migrate to my kingdom, I will be there for them instantly.

What if that's not at all what they want? Say they want to migrate to your kingdom, but they want to cross the border rather than go through red tape and this and that requirement for citizenship there? And what if realizing you're not melanoderm (for instance), they want you out of what they now consider their own domicile because they consider you vile?

For Demons and damned souls, whose only delight is in raping and murdering women, I would anoint comfort women missionaries, who preach a different Gospel, go door to door like Jehovah's witnesses, find it absolutely euphoric getting raped and murdered, especially the part where their soul separates from their body and then they resurrect for round two.

What if the demons and damned souls damn you for giving them pre-programmed chimera? They want rapees who cry out in pain. And are terrified, and can see the fear in their victim's eyes. They don't want no stinkin video game where the rapees grin and coo and come back for more.

But through love, the missionary tries to turn the monster, into a noble-minded, benevolent creature. The missionary feels no pain, only delight.

How's that working out in the slums of Brooklyn or the red-light district of lower Bohemia?

This way the demons and the most depraved damn souls are eternally happy, as well as everyone

Sounds hellishly boring to me.

It would then create a Heaven and hell axis (alliance) of power, where both kingdoms work together, and both kingdoms work on building a better earth, and everybody gets rewarded, including the underworld.

Don't think me a rebel, or a trouble-maker, but count me out. I want my own mfing ax-alliance where we ax anyone who makes an alliance to form with us, or about us, or near us.

You say I have a god-complex? Well you go right on ahead and read your Bible, Dennis, and you go to your church, and, with any luck, you might win the annual raffle, but if you're looking for God, he's just now finishing up his response to your godlessness and he doesn't like to be second guessed. You ask me if I have a God complex. Let me tell you something: I am God.:D



John
 
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Spiderman

Veteran Member
What if the kind of dreams these island girls create dampens the whole island so that everyone just sleeps all day deepening the sogginess of their (your) woke world?

What if someone on sleep island wants to take their woke ideas to a less liberal island and shove them down the throats of the Fox-y bigots that live there? Are you going put your fist down and say, "Hey you woke BLMer. . . get yer arse back to ghetto island!"

Yer gonna end up the back end of Trump in the afterlife?



What if their desires conflict with bigoted Victorian morality; say they're Chomos? How are you going to weigh out the desires of some, against the rights of others?



What if that's not at all what they want? Say they want to migrate to your kingdom, but they want to cross the border rather than go through red tape and this and that requirement for citizenship there? And what if realizing you're not melanoderm (for instance), they want you out of what they now consider their own domicile because they consider you vile?



What if the demons and damned souls damn you for giving them pre-programmed chimera? They want rapees who cry out in pain. And are terrified, and can see the fear in their victim's eyes. They don't want no stinkin video game where the rapees grin and coo and come back for more.



How's that working out in the slums of Brooklyn or the red-light district of lower Bohemia?



Sounds hellishly boring to me.



Don't think me a rebel, or a trouble-maker, but count me out. I want my own mfing ax-alliance where we ax anyone, you included, who moves to form with us, or about us, or near us.:D

You say I have a god-complex? Well go right ahead and read your Bible, Dennis, and you go to your church, and, with any luck, you might win the annual raffle, but if you're looking for God, he's just now finishing up his response to your godlessness and he doesn't like to be second guessed. You ask me if I have a God complex. Let me tell you something: I am God.



John
For people that are such monsters that they insist that other people be in sincere genuine pain, that is one wish that I would not grant.

In every way possible I would make sure that everybody is 100% entertained, euphoric, happy, And that there is no suffering, everybody is amused, and being all powerful , all knowing, I could do this, give everybody new surprises, give everybody new forms of entertainment, and I could stop boredom from ever happening.

Everybody has the freedom to go to whatever island they want , and do whatever they want, in so far as they are not harming the joy of other people. Archangels that can read hearts, would stop people from going to Islands where they're going to start trouble.

New places are created to try to give everybody complete euphoria and happiness, but for those who absolutely cannot function no matter where you put them, they would have a luxury cell, cute guards, they would be heavily medicated with euphoric chemicals, anesthetized, and I would do absolutely everything I could to make Heaven possible for absolutely every soul there is.

For those who insist on making suffering worse than other people, I would do what is necessary to stop that from happening, and being all powerful and all knowing, it would be easy for me to do so.

I would know what everybody's sense of humor is, so I would know how to make everybody laugh hysterically, keep everybody entertained, and I would do so.

And let me ask you, you don't think that's an improvement over people being born without limbs, people being born blind and deaf, death, cancer, children born with aids, starvation, hundreds of thousands buried under rubble from earthquakes unable to move or breathe, wars and destruction, people in agony, people confused, people miserable, heretics who thinks they know the truth and are extremely confused, people feeling abandoned by a God (who never speaks up to them or shows his face)?

If you would want that, You are cruel, sadistic, and I would have to do what I could to restrain your idea of cruelty and sadism , from afflicting other people's joy and happiness!

While at the same time trying to keep you comfortable and anesthetized!
 
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