Things I Do Not Understand

[Secret Chief]

The middle appears to move when you move the screen or your head i don't understand why

Oo-er.

 

[Brickjectivity]

Why do I lock my keys in my car? I do not understand why I do it to myself. Have I been bad? Have I not done my daily task?

 

[John53]

My wife accidentally used the cat's eye drops yesterday.

She now has purrfect vision?

 

[John53]

Why do I lock my keys in my car? I do not understand why I do it to myself. Have I been bad? Have I not done my daily task?

Carry a spare key in your wallet

 

[ChristineM]

Why do I lock my keys in my car? I do not understand why I do it to myself. Have I been bad? Have I not done my daily task?

Carry a spare key in your wallet

^^^ THIS ^^^
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[ChristineM]

Oo-er.

Weird isn't it?

 

[Secret Chief]

Weird isn't it?

Very.

 

[Wirey]

^^^ THIS ^^^
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Won't fit.

 

[Wu Wei]

Won't fit.

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then maybe he should get a purse, and carry the extra key in his purse.....

 

[Daemon Sophic]

then maybe he should get a purse, and carry the extra key in his purse.....

Men prefer to call them a…
Satchel
Sling-bag
Sling-pouch
Bag

… but last of all would we call it a Man Purse.

Hold yer stuff, and still look tuff.



@Wirey , is your Odyssey silver/grey?

 

[ChristineM]

Won't fit.

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You need more carrying space or an older car

 

[Kathryn]

TRUE STORY TIME:

Recently I had a rental car for a week or so. About day 2 I could not find the key ANYWHERE. I also could not see the key inside the car, though it might have been in there. It was a great mystery. So I got online, tried to download crap. you name it, and NOTHING WOULD WORK. So finally I had to call the rental car place and pay $250 for another key! They did bring it out to my house, thankfully. I got in the car and there was no key inside it either. Ugh. So I said "If I find the key, will you give me a partial refund?" and they said yes. So weeks later, I decided to clean out my gym bag and guess what - there was the key. I brought it back and got a FULL REFUND, which was super nice of them. Actually I was pretty amazed.

 

[Kathryn]

You need more carrying space or an older car

Or one you absolutely cannot lock the key inside, like mine. I mean, my real car, not the fake car I had recently as a rental.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Men prefer to call them a…
Satchel
Sling-bag
Sling-pouch
Bag

… but last of all would we call it a Man Purse.

Hold yer stuff, and still look tuff.



@Wirey , is your Odyssey silver/grey?

I don't understand how that look can be interpreted as "tough".

One more thing I don't understand.

 

[JustGeorge]

Why do I lock my keys in my car? I do not understand why I do it to myself. Have I been bad? Have I not done my daily task?

You crave adventure!

 

[Secret Chief]

How does one manage to lock one's keys inside one's car? Doesn't one need the keys to, you know, lock the car?

 

[JustGeorge]

I never lock my car.

When I was younger, I lived in a place that had all the cars broken into at least once a year. Everyone had a busted window except me!

I just didn't leave anything of importance in the car.

 

[Hooded_Crow]

Get a bike. Problem solved.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

How does one manage to lock one's keys inside one's car? Doesn't one need the keys to, you know, lock the car?

I did it once when I was 17. Once. This was a pre-all electronic everything, Dodge Charger from the 70's. I was 32 miles from the spare keys.

Manual locks make it easier to lock and difficult to circumvent without an extra key.

 

[Secret Chief]

I did it once when I was 17. Once. This was a pre-all electronic everything, Dodge Charger from the 70's. I was 32 miles from the spare keys.

Manual locks make it easier to lock and difficult to circumvent without an extra key.

I'm being thick here. The car is locked. The key is inside the car. The car has been locked from the outside by using the key....?