Things RF members would never say

[enchanted_one1975]

GC: "I do not like sex at all."

 

[Kathryn]

Enchanted One: "Easter is just for Christians. Eggs symbolize eternal life. Rabbits symbolize...ummm, how quickly Christianity spread throughout the world in the first century. Yeah."

 

[Herr Heinrich]

Not everyone! I do have some standards (just not many).

I don't know man. You even hit on me sometimes. I think you secretly( is it secret?) think my beard is sexy.

E_O: "Grape Fruit is delicious!"

 

[enchanted_one1975]

Kathryn: "I think Xiao_Shu's beard is sexy."

 

[enchanted_one1975]

Xiao_Shu: "My beard itches. I think I will shave it today."

 

[Panda]

EO - "I just saw boobs, they were iky!"

 

[enchanted_one1975]

Panda: "I do have to admit, EO has a nice pair."

 

[Draka]

Panda: Alcohol is something I avoid like the plague. It's bad for you and, like any Scotsman, I refuse to partake in any of it.

 

[Guitar's Cry]

Panda: "Scotch is for mixing with soda; American WhiskEy is for sipping straight."

 

[enchanted_one1975]

Quagmire: "Wireless internet is a waste of money."

 

[Guitar's Cry]

Quagmire: "Free Wireless Internet in coffee shops is a waste of time and money."

 

[Panda]

GC - "Gentoo? Nah I'm not a fan of her"

 

[Guitar's Cry]

Sunstone: "Blogging is for bored teenagers with nothing more productive to do."

 

[enchanted_one1975]

Panda: "I prefer man-boobs over the real thing."

 

[Guitar's Cry]

Gentoo: "Panda, I say we NOT sneak into the staff janitor's closet today."

Panda: "Yeah, let's not."

 

[enchanted_one1975]

Guitar's Cry: "I have a phobia of penguins."

 

[Panda]

GC - "Personally I feel the term "frubal whore" is degrading"

 

[Guitar's Cry]

Enchanted: "Jackal-headed deity? What is that, like Greek or something?"

 

[Draka]

Azakel: Our Father who art in Heaven, hallowed be thy name...

Mister T: Now where'd I leave my ninja mask? I can't find the darn thing anywhere.

Storm: I really don't get why gay people are so set on using the word "marriage". Why do they want to hurt all us normal people like that?

Mestemia: I'd much rather keep quiet than possibly say something that might upset someone else in the slightest.

 

[Wandered Off]

MSizer: Baby ferrets are best swallowed whole, fresh off the Mom.