Things RF members would never say

[Wandered Off]

Draka: Can some man here just tell me what to think?

 

[enchanted_one1975]

Guitar's Cry: "One should dress up in their Sunday's best when taking part in a religious ritual."

 

[Kathryn]

TAL or whatever he calls himself now: "I think I'll just chill out today and listen to some reggae music with my buds."

And, "Women - who ever even thinks about 'em?"

Draka: "Honestly - no one wants to see your kids' pics."

Smoke: "The pope's apology really meant a lot to me. What a great guy."

whereismynotecard: "Animals were put upon this earth to be used by man."

 

[Herr Heinrich]

Xiao_Shu: "My beard itches. I think I will shave it today."

It's true! I would never say that. I would cry.

 

[enchanted_one1975]

ATotalStranger: "Sorry I wasn't on the forums this morning guys. I was in church."

 

[Erebus]

Ultraviolet: You know what? Football jackets and buzzcuts are sexy, purple is soooo last year.

Kathryn: Actually I reckon the Nazi's were on to something you know.

Whereismynotecard: I'm getting pretty tired of Baggins lately, I can't stand it when he cuddles up to me.

Enchanted One: I've got far too much incense, I should probably stop buying it.

 

[Madhuri]

UV: "I don't like women. Men are the superior gender"

Whereismynotecard: "Humans are special and sacred souls made in the image of God. My dog doesn't have a soul."

Sunstone: "I have never seen a naked person. I don't like talking about sex either."

 

[Buttercup]

Mestemia: "Honey, would it bother you if I wore your panties today?"

 

[blackout]

Shyanekh: "Go into the Light! into the Light!"
*holds crystal up to syk*

Madhuri: "The only peace I care about is my piece of the pie! gimme!"

Buttercup: "I've given up beads and chain, for popcorn and string" :yes:

 

[Madhuri]

UV: "I think humans are really unattractive. Why did God create sex anyway? Waste of time and energy, in my opinion."

 

[blackout]

UV: "I think humans are really unattractive. Why did God create sex anyway? Waste of time and energy, in my opinion."

Madhuri: " I just LOVE boobs and arse. :drool: :yes: "

 

[Buttercup]

UV: "Glen Beck is hot! I'd do 'em!"

 

[9-10ths_Penguin]

Buttercup: "Bananas? Meh."

 

[Kathryn]

Reverend Rick: "I'm going to send in more than the required taxes April 15th to help our country pay down our national debt."

UltraViolet: "I think I'll move to Charleston, South Carolina and join the Daughters of the American Confederacy chapter down there. While I'm at it, I'll join the Junior League as well."

 

[tumbleweed41]

Reverend Rick: "It's about time they passed Health Care Reform"

Kathryn: "I can't wait to move to New England"

 

[Caladan]

Kathryn: I'm tired of all those jarheads seizing Iraq's oil revenues! Cameron's Avatar was so right on the money!

 

[Gentoo]

GC: Meg, I don't want you going out dressed so sexily! Get back in the kitchen!

 

[Guitar's Cry]

Gentoo: Please, Mike! I want to be barefoot in the kitchen! I don't want a life outside the house.

 

[MSizer]

Man of Faith: "wait a minute, minute changes over great of amount of time..."

 

[Gentoo]

MSizer: I wonder what ferret tastes like...