Things RF members would never say

[dust1n]

Man of Faith: "wait a minute, minute changes over great of amount of time..."

MSizer: "I had ferret for dinner last night... simply de-lish.

 

[tumbleweed41]

MSizer..."Ahhh! Someone get this polecat of my shoulder!!"

 

[Wandered Off]

Moonstone:

I prefer the stability of sticking with one avatar for months, years even. People who continually switch them make me dizzy.

 

[dust1n]

Moonstone:

lol!!

 

[Draka]

Danmac: You're so right, the majority of scholars don't agree with me and I have a very minority view which I can't back up.

 

[angellous_evangellous]

Oberon: Underwear just doesn't feel right unless you wear it for a week, and then wear it another weak inside out.

 

[Madhuri]

Dust1n: "Love is polygamy"

 

[Quagmire]

*edit* : "[Something intellegent]".
*edit* : "Why yes, I have a reputable source for all this and here it is".
*edit* : "[Something on-topic]"
*edit* : "[Something in the proper DIR]"
*edit* : "I feel that members of my belief system should have to follow the rules just like everybody else".
*edit* : "I actually read the OP before I posted in this thread".



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[Kilgore Trout]

*edit* : "[Something intellegent]".
*edit* : "Why yes, I have a reputable source for all this and here it is".
*edit* : "[Something on-topic]"
*edit* : "[Something in the proper DIR]"
*edit* : "I feel that members of my belief system should have to follow the rules just like everybody else".
*edit* : "I actually read the OP before I posted in this thread".
.

Sorry, those *edits* aren't protecting anyone's identity.

 

[Kathryn]

Sunstone: "Gee willikins, all these youngsters with long hair and torn jeans are such a disgrace to civilized society."

 

[MSizer]

Whereismynotecard: "Baggins, I've had enough. I'm taking you to a shelter". NO she would never not.

 

[tumbleweed41]

wheresmynotecard-"Kill 'em all, let God sort 'em out."

Kathryn- "Go Broncos!!!"

MSizer- "Eeek! A spider! Kill it!!"

 

[John D]

Mfizer: " The Christians were right all along !

 

[John D]

Reverend Rick: " I'm Quiting frubal whoring !!"

 

[MSizer]

Tumbleweed41: "I'm all out of false claims. I guess it's time to throw in the towel and admit to the creationists that we know they've been right all along."

 

[Kilgore Trout]

MSizer: "Can I get that with no tomato and extra bacon please?"

 

[MSizer]

MSizer: "Can I get that with no tomato and extra bacon please?"

Atotalstranger: "So I was like, totally feeling wierd you know, but my palm reader said to just to keep my jade stones nearby, and that in a day or two my magnetic waves would realign, and she was like, so totally right, I'm like, completely so feeling good today"

 

[Wandered Off]

Autodidact: "It's my own fault, really. With my sinful ways, I deserve to be denied the right to marry and even to be killed in some countries.

 

[Kathryn]

stephenw: "God save the Queen!"

 

[Kathryn]

Katzpur: "Listen, *****, I don't give a rat's *** whether you like me or not."