Things RF members would never say

[The Neo Nerd]

E_O -Not tonight dear I have a headache

 

[enchanted_one1975]

E_O -Not tonight dear I have a headache

I might say that to some...just never to you.

 

[dust1n]

e_o: there is a certain age to young men that I just would not cross.

 

[The Neo Nerd]

I might say that to some...just never to you.

Aawwww shucks e_o you say the sweetest things

 

[enchanted_one1975]

Aawwww shucks e_o you say the sweetest things

Especially when I want something. :flirt:

 

[ChristineES]

All the atheists members: "Atheism is a religion and a belief system and we are all thinking of starting an atheist Church".

Rafi: "I really wish some Christians would come to my door, I get so bored when they don't come over to chat.

 

[enchanted_one1975]

Quagmire: I don't feel like going out tonight. I think I will just stay in and have a cup of herbal tea.

 

[enchanted_one1975]

Herr Heinrich: Women are so disgusting. I don't see how anyone can be attracted to them.

 

[Draka]

WIMNC: Sex is great! I love having as much sex as possible. Wheeee sex! Oh, and does anyone want a dog? I have this little furry annoying creature that's constantly underfoot and I want it gone.

 

[Draka]

logician: Oh, I'm so sorry. I guess I should have really checked the facts before I said that. I was really wrong. I take it all back. My bad.

 

[Herr Heinrich]

E_O: Why would I want to eat you out Starchaser when I can noms this delicious grapefruit?

 

[Draka]

Jayhawker Soule: I tend to disagree with that statement and let me explain why I feel that way...

 

[rojse]

Draka: I have nothing to say.

 

[rojse]

Storm: I have nothing to say.

 

[Draka]

Draka: I have nothing to say.

Storm: I have nothing to say.

:biglaugh:

 

[Draka]

Mestemia: I promise not to ridicule or point out how incredibly stupid someone is being on these forums anymore. Smartmouth jabs just aren't my style.

 

[Draka]

Reverend Rick: The voting process is really easy for me. I just take the ballot and mark it for Democratic Party. There...done.

 

[enchanted_one1975]

Reverend Rick: What the heck is a frubal?

 

[Smoke]

Heretical Monist: Oh, I could never go to any other church. All my people are buried here.

Rev. Rick: I've decided to emigrate to Britain; their gun control policy is so much more sensible than ours.

Caladan: My life is so mind-numbingly boring, if it weren't for my "Green Acres" DVDs I'd go crazy.

Oberon: There's no way I can explain it, but after you've been baptized with the Holy Ghost and fire, you'll understand what I mean.

Kathryn: I don't know who I'm going to vote for. My husband hasn't told me yet.

Seyorni: Kill 'em all and let God sort 'em out.

Apex: If God meant for humans to fly, he'd have given us wings.

 

[Sunstone]

Smoke: I've found the woman of my dreams!