Things RF members would never say

[dust1n]

Sunstone: I've found the woman of my dreams!

 

[Smoke]

Smoke: I've found the woman of my dreams!

Rizza Cardero is the woman of my dreams. It's just that none of my dreams of women are sexual.

 

[JMorris]

dust1n: Howard Zinn was terrible historian, i wouldnt recommend his books to anyone.

sunstone: sarah palin is a genius! shes the only viable candidate that will protect true american values. and thats why i will vote for her come 2012. (if she isnt too busy with her day time talk show, 1st episode: "pregnant alaskan teenagers, miraculous conception or secret commie fascist death-panel muslim plot?")

smoke: can you please give me the number for the nearest evangelical ran homosexual rehab center? i have some demons that need exorcising.

 

[DarkSun]

YmirGF:
I love Islam! It's so clear to me now! What have I been doing all this time? From this day forward, I am going to surrender my life to the will of Allah. And I need to surround myself with like-minded people, so I shall move to KSA and live the rest of my life there in a Mosque.

 

[DarkSun]

Father Heathen:
I have decided to live a life of celibacy.

 

[DarkSun]

S-word:
I am wrong. Sorry.

 

[Sahar]

Smoke: All women should wear burqa.

 

[Zardoz]

not4me: I like to dialog with Jews about our common ground

 

[Sahar]

not4me: I like to dialog with Jews about our common ground

Well, Zardoz I can say something like this very happily.

 

[Revoltingest]

Not4me says:
"Now where did I put my Daisy Dukes?"

 

[Draka]

Revoltingest: Now where did I put my itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini?

 

[Smoke]

Smoke: All women should wear burqa.

The system won't let me give frubals to the same post twice.

 

[ChristineES]

Heretical Monist: Everyone should just choose one religion and stick with it.

 

[monta]

Tigger has a

stamp on his butt or he is not really Tigger.

:tigger:

 

[dust1n]

monta: If only there was some way for me to get more frubals.

 

[enchanted_one1975]

dust1n: I wish people would stop frubaling me. I miss a simpler life.

 

[*Anne*]

Enchanted One: "Can you make my chili with soy crumbles?"

 

[enchanted_one1975]

*Anne*: Can someone please pass the bacon bits?

 

[Herr Heinrich]

*Anne*: Can someone please pass the bacon bits?

Ewww bacon bits.

 

[enchanted_one1975]

Herr Heinrich: Before we go to the all male club, should I shave my beard off to try and increase my chances of getting a date?