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Things you have always wondered about an RF member but were way too polite to ask...Until now!

Kilgore Trout

Misanthropic Humanist
Yeah, I want to ask all the mind-numbingly stupid and shamelessly dishonest posters on RF how they got that way?

Oh, also, I want to ask monta why she so strongly fights her overwhelming attraction to me?
 

bobhikes

Nondetermined
Premium Member
Yeah, I want to ask all the mind-numbingly stupid and shamelessly dishonest posters on RF how they got that way?

Oh, also, I want to ask monta why she so strongly fights her overwhelming attraction to me?

As a mind-numbingly, stupid and shamelessly dishonest poster It took a lot of repeative, boring, inaccurate, lenghty and mean posters.:facepalm:
 

Buttercup

Veteran Member
Oh, also, I want to ask monta why she so strongly fights her overwhelming attraction to me?
You mean as opposed to the rest of us females who are continually rubbing your feet with the finest perfumed oils of Egypt? :areyoucra

I'd like to know if everyone else who posts from work gets as little done as I do while hanging out here. I need to fire myself.
 

Just_me_Mike

Well-Known Member
I've always wanted to ask when everyone will acknowledge my superior intellect and command of the English language. I am very sad many have not mentioned my seeming birthright to the Nobel prize for exotic ideas and pointless concepts.

Now I ask... Now is the time... Confess your allegiance to my prowess!
 

Just_me_Mike

Well-Known Member
Also, I wanted to ask Wheresmynotecard, how she got so cool to obtain so many frubals.
will she ever open an academy to instruct the masses to obtain but a bit of her excellence!
 

Kilgore Trout

Misanthropic Humanist
You mean as opposed to the rest of us females who are continually rubbing your feet with the finest perfumed oils of Egypt? :areyoucra

How many times do I have to tell you, they're the finest perfumed oils from Siam, not Egypt? Get it right or you'll lose your turn this week.
 

tumbleweed41

Resident Liberal Hippie
My favorite beers are made by the New Belgium Brewing Company out of Ft. Collins, Colorado, Rick. One of them is 1554 Enlightened Black Ale. Another is Abby. And a third is Tripple. All of them are beers based on centuries old Belgium recipes. Yummy! *slurp!* I'll try to remember to send you some one of these days.

Now I'm thirsty.
Love New Belgium's Trippel, 10 Below, and of course Fat Tire.
(I will have a new batch of my own Bussenfrie Spiced Honey Wheat ready by June. Stop by for a few.);)
 

Buttercup

Veteran Member
Well, if we were to continue on with corny jokes, I'd ask TVOR if it's true that a Straw Man is a good roll in the hay?
 

Quagmire

Imaginary talking monkey
Staff member
Premium Member
I just want to know who keeps changing the toilet paper roll with the paper hanging on the outside.
 

Just_me_Mike

Well-Known Member
Love New Belgium's Trippel, 10 Below, and of course Fat Tire.
(I will have a new batch of my own Bussenfrie Spiced Honey Wheat ready by June. Stop by for a few.);)
Do you really like fat tire? I saw it at the store this weekend while camping, and I passed it up.
 

MysticSang'ha

Big Squishy Hugger
Premium Member
I'm sorry...I really am not that polite. :shrug:

But for the purpose of this thread, I'll go ahead and ask how many folks here wonder who I have listed on my "to do" list.
 
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