monta
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Frankly, I hear enough about EO's crack when he's online :sarcastic
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Things you have always wondered about an RF member but were way too polite to ask...Until now!
- Thread starter monta
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Frankly, I hear enough about EO's crack when he's online :sarcastic
You're right we need to switch it up a bit: Let's start a new topic about my crack.
"...and when the sun riseth, thy valley of hair doth shine with beauty."
Discuss!!
monta
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You're right we need to switch it up a bit: Let's start a new topic about my crack.
"...and when the sun riseth, thy valley of hair doth shine with beauty."
Discuss!!
forsooth thou shud keep it in thine pants, tis thine duty
The Voice of Reason
Doctor of Thinkology
Oddly, as a scarecrow, I've often been on a post when making cracks.
The Voice of Reason
Doctor of Thinkology
You're right we need to switch it up a bit: Let's start a new topic about my crack.
"...and when the sun riseth, thy valley of hair doth shine with beauty."
Discuss!!
"Oh the sun shines bright, on my old Kentucky home ...".
Of course, when Mister T is in town, the moon shines bright on my old Kentucky home.
I like to keep my moon shiney. There's not greater tragedy to me, than having a butt that will not reflect sunlight.
Maybe I should open up a tanning salon.....
The Voice of Reason
Doctor of Thinkology
Women on the west coast won't stand a chance. It'll be like teasing a five year old with a piece of hard rock candy.
It's final then: My buttocks and I will be opening up a tanning salon.
TVoR will be receiving 10% of my earnings for his encouragement of my unorthodoxed tanning methods.
enchanted_one1975
Resident Lycanthrope
Since the topic has come up, in case some of you are unaware, my crack may be viewed in the Eros forum's picture section.
monta
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Since the topic has come up, in case some of you are unaware, my crack may be viewed in the Eros forum's picture section.
See what I mean
Kilgore Trout
Misanthropic Humanist
Since the topic has come up, in case some of you are unaware, my crack may be viewed in the Eros forum's picture section.
Cool - I'll be heading over there right after I burn out my pupils with a red-hot poker.
:highfive:
Mr Cheese
Well-Known Member
hmm one can only imagine what tub girl would result in...
Kilgore Trout
Misanthropic Humanist
See what I mean
Well, maybe this is a sign that you need to post more pictures of your butt here, and talk about your butt more. Perhaps post some light-hearted fiction starring your butt, or regale us with adventures your butt has been on.
monta
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:cover: Naughty Monta!Féadann tú pog mo thoin
Kilgore Trout
Misanthropic Humanist
Féadann tú pog mo thoin
Oh, the way you flirt.
enchanted_one1975
Resident Lycanthrope
We do need more butts to look at around here. :yes:
The Voice of Reason
Doctor of Thinkology
Is that less painful than the car battery acid I was planning to flush my eyes with?