Things you have always wondered about an RF member but were way too polite to ask...Until now!

[Kilgore Trout]

Is that less painful than the car battery acid I was planning to flush my eyes with?

Both methods have their pluses and minuses. I guess it's just my efficient streak that I want to destroy my pupils and cauterize the wound at the same time.

 

[enchanted_one1975]

Both methods have their pluses and minuses. I guess it's just my efficient streak that I want to destroy my pupils and cauterize the wound at the same time.

Just be careful you don't get it so hot that it boils the nectar inside the eyeball. I have heard rumors that that can make it burst.

 

[The Voice of Reason]

Both methods have their pluses and minuses. I guess it's just my efficient streak that I want to destroy my pupils and cauterize the wound at the same time.

Good thinking.

I'm just beginning to realize that even when I close my eyes, the image is still there. I've got a power drill with an 8" long 3/8 drill bit. I'm thinking of going in through my nose, just to hide the scarring.

I'm willing to look at other ways to expunge this from my mind, but just in case, do you have any advice on how to help hide the scar from the self inflicted lobotomy?

 

[Sunstone]

I have always wondered if TVOR is as incredibly tolerant of trolls in real life and he is on this Forum?

 

[The Voice of Reason]

I have always wondered if TVOR is as incredibly tolerant of trolls in real life and he is on this Forum?

Well that's very kind of you to ask, Sunny, and if you don't mind, I think I'll take this opportunity to climb up on the old soapbox for just a moment ...

In real life, I run a halfway home for trolls, giving them a chance to get back on their feet, and back into polite society. You wouldn't believe the horror stories that some of these poor, downtrodden folks can tell. They are often the target of ridicule and derision when they innocently venture into many websites.

We try to reassure them that their thoughts are just as valid as everyone else's, and that, no matter what some very rude people will say, the vast majority of others really do want to hear their opinions on subjects as diverse as "What the Bible says about homosexuality", "10 ways to insist that everyone else adhere to your religious tenets".

Every day, here at the Troll House, we see the psychological scarring that results from the incessant abuse these victims suffer. It isn't easy, but with the aid of some very concerned citizens, we are nursing these people back to good mental health, one poster at a time.

Remember - give 'til it hurts. Or, as we say here at Troll House, "Trolls are almost people, too!"

 

[dust1n]

My favorite beers are made by the New Belgium Brewing Company out of Ft. Collins, Colorado, Rick. One of them is 1554 Enlightened Black Ale. Another is Abby. And a third is Tripple. All of them are beers based on centuries old Belgium recipes. Yummy! *slurp!* I'll try to remember to send you some one of these days.

Now I'm thirsty.

YUM YUM!